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I blame 2legs for yet another job I didn't get

Mala, I do need a housewife...

I balme 2legs for early mornings and lack of proper workspace for the junior . Luckily (?) I'm away most of the day so our visiting resident can use my room.

I need a job too! I blame 2legs for my being a good housewhife

I also blame 2legs for indescisions about lunch today and lunch tomorrow, 2 eggs left, and 2 rashers back bacon, and two thin rashers of very tasty smoked streaky bacon... so* tempted to ahve the eggs with either all* the streaky, or all* the back, but then I'd have so* little bacon left for tomorrow, and no eggs... half the streaky, half the back and half the egg, would make sense... but... damnit... I could just have the entire lot today for lunch, and then find something else tomorrow... but I don't know what to do

I blame 2legs for the far too many I've eaten today to sustain me during a day long workshop. I'm supposed to lose weight!

I lost another 1 LB the past couple weeks... for which I blame pizza, bacon, sex, walking, William, and, err 2legs

I also blame 2legs for the 1.8 KG flour and 1.2 KG water, and for the 35 G salt, I'll need to make my baguettes... and my wondering if I've actually got enough flour

I also blame 2legs for failed naps, and unexpectedly erect alert nipples

I also blame 2legs for my not quite making up my mind to make soup for dinner, or do a biriani instead

I blame 2legs for some imposter called Kate, calling herself "Duchess of Cambridge". I thought 2legs was the Duchess of Cambridge?

pah! dutchess!?!? I'm the bleedin Princess of Cambridge! and now I come to think of it, the Queen!

I blame 2legs for... a meal I should go to, but it being at a resturant I don't think is making food good enough to charge the prices it does.... do I give in, and pay too much for food not as good as it should be, but get* to go to the meal out/event, or, cop out of it, making an excuss, and not go?

I think social protocol in that scenario dictates that you tell everyone about how massive the rats were last time you ate there, and suggest somewhere else to eat.

Sadly, due to my social standing, and position, within the group, the location is now already 100% decided... I think I'll have to go... maybe skip dessert, to save some money, go for the soup as starter (cheapest), and choose one of the cheaper mains... Its a pub, really, not a resturant.... but, it has the notion that it is a really high class eatery... which it just ain't.... but sadly they're charging well above what they should, for the quality of food... saying which, the starter was good last time, just the mains let it down IMO... The beer was drinkible, though, which is a bonus...

I blame 2legs for novels, which although cheap, and trashy, draw you into the characters so* much, taht I'm actually considering not* finishing the book, because I'm so* terrified, the loverly girl, main character, is about to be killed in the last few pages and it might make me cry if she does...

I blame 2legs for the amount of chili coated peanuts I ate while at the cinema. As a result I'm now very thirsty and must drink many glasses of water. Due to that I probably will wake up during the night and visit bathroom.

2legs should have given me carrot sticks or some other healthy snacks in stead.

I blame 2legs for his not being there to give you that massage earlier, and I also blame 2legs for 600,000 herrings, and for #storm2013 and its potential impinging on pierogi and ham purchasing tomorrow

I blame 2legs that it's now Monday morning. I wonder if I could just put the clock back 24 hours...

Its still Monday morning, isn't it? I blame 2legs for the fun to be had, looking at the serious, and especially the not-so-serious various hash tags for #deathstorm2013 #ukstorm #storm2013

I blame 2legs for what a drowsy day it is. Even the computer agrees - "Going to sleep" just flashed up on the monitor.

If it wasn't quite so* late, I might just go for a nap myself... drowsy it be... or was*...

I blame 2legs for inspiration. Inspiration gleamed from Suckling, Alfred. 'Beccles', The History and Antiquities of the County of Suffolk: volume 1 (1846),
Who, has, probably without meaning too, provided me with the missing 'piece'.
The lost jigsaw section.
The one bit, required, in order for my guide entry, and ultimately book, on the history of Beccles to take place; Yes, nothing less than inspiration for the title of the guide entry... which is... strangely... the key factor in getting going
2088 years of history to cram in a single guide entry

I also blame 2legs for my inability to find a published article in a journal by the University of Bermingham's archiology department, regarding the iron age 'roadway', and the probable necesity for my E-mailing them, to establish the hiarachi of the duel Beccles finds, with the Geldiston finds, and confirm if overlap betwix the three, due to the vagarys of online reporting of the finds, means actually only a duality of iron age Icini roadways rahter than a tripple set of the same

I blame 2legs for my sudden, and often random seeming obsessions...

Oh.
oh.... oh joy of joys... if this entry on Beccles gets big* enough.... Beccles may require multiple guide entrys... not bad for a little town population circa 10K

Just think, Beccles could be the new Isle Of Wight.

Sorry, didn't realise which thread I was in.

I blame 2legs for Beccles potentially being the ne Isle of Wight.

I blame 2legs for Beccles being the cultural centre of the world!

I blame 2Legs for mercury going retrograde for three weeks.

I blame 2legs for our Scottish dance team last night failing to remember whether we should be circling or reeling, with half of us opting for one of those and the other half for the other.......with some rather ungainly results.