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I blame 2legs for... stuff... and tiredness and indescicion over whether to nap or not and, for ham and cheese sandwichs.

I blame 2legs for aching elbows and too much cake

I blame 2legs for the rain in Manchester at the moment. There's rather a lot of it, so there's rather a lot of blame I'm afraid.

1. There is no* such thing as # 'too much cake'.

2. I lived in Manchester for a bit over a year. There was not a single day apon which it did not* rain.... I therefore deduce non-raining days in Manchester are, purely mythalogical.

I blame 2legs for the clod, the time between now and when the #baconHour finally arrives, and for my having to go out tonight
also blame 2legs for tights and stockings which arn't warm enough for this time of year

I blame 2legs for lack of suitable * at my w*rk

Currently trying to fix next months rotations and there are soo many empty slots... I wish the junior * will grow up fast, parents convincing their partners to take care of their offspring and people not retiring.

I could do with but guess I'll have to settle for .



* represents professional needed

I blame 2legs for the fact that, in the absence of a nice bottle of beer or a drop of good whiskey, I poured a glass of orange flavoured Bacardi Breezer.

Ghastly, monstrous stuff!

That must have hurt, KB!

I blame 2legs for non-effectiveness of the large mug of extra strong i just had. Still too to grasp the proper meaning of the official documents I must read...

You assume the documents have* meaning...

I blame 2legs for hangovers, being hungry, and my not knowing what to do for dinner tonight

I blame 2legs for warm humid nights. Or maybe I should rephrase that.

Surely we should be having sensible night-time temperatures by now!

Was too hot for me too, the last couple nights... Last night wasn't too* bad, but the night before, I maybe slept two or three hours in total...

I blame 2legs for temptations of the flesh, and of the fruit...

I blame 2legs for the random phonecall I just had, and the subsequent unplanned job interview I just had

I blame 2legs and Beatrice for dresses that make you feel like you're being strangled by an amorous octopus...

I blame 2legs for aching bum.

Yesterday I spent some 45 minutes biking at the gym. Today my bum is very sore. Should need a cushion to sit upon.

Its useually me with the sore bum... hmmm... useually for a slightly differnt set of reasons, though...

I blame 2legs for my needing to go to the shop soon and my not having had enough coffee yet to make this a likelyhood anytime soon...

As a long distance cyclist I blame 2legs for not advising dragonqueen that nappy rash cream is an absolute must for anyone spending time on any type of cycle.

I blame 2legs for untidy Lair and undone laundry.

I blame 2legs for a loverly sunny day, and expected/planned tantric err fun, sitting on a bench in a graveyard/old cematory I also blame 2legs for crumpet urges

I blame 2legs for this. It has to be his fault:

http://youtu.be/tnEMJ2YnGeY

the really sad* thing is... I saw exactly* where that was about to go... before it did...

I blame 2legs for h ousework and my having to be a #domesticGoddess I blame 2legs for the bedding and towels (washed and now drying), for the clothes (washing), and for the dusting, sweeping, hoovering and possible* bathroom cleaning, that needs to be embarked on

I blame 2legs for messed routines at my GP's. Just because I moved house, I've been assigned to a new and suddenly everything gets confuzzled. I just want my prescriptions refilled...