h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Could you screw them into the wall one in front of the other?

I blame 2legs for the bout of rather excess shopping I undertook this afternoon.

I intended to buy cat food and take princess for lunch. Which I did... and then I bought an expensive alarm clock and a new mobile phone...

Well, DJ will get my other phone, so it's not entirely for me...

I blame 2legs for my rather excessive,expensive purchase I made yesterday afternoon, and which arrived today I cannot... and should not, so will not, say what it was
I further blame 2legs for the online supermarket shop I have to do, first gorcery shop of any size for six weeks, so as useual its shockingly expensive But, somehow I do seem, by this method of infrequent big shops, with small purchases locally, be spending about half on food as to what I used too

I blame 2legs for not taming my new phone. It has taken me most of the day to tame it... and I'm still not all done...

I blame 2legs for my lack of energy today, and subsequent lack of housework being achieved

Recurring illnesses. And the fact that I respond to them by turning into a grouchy who snaps at people for silly things. And the lack of bacon in the fridge of course!

I blame 2legs for being tired, and for the guy who didn't manage to start his car but tried for about a quarter of an hour at 2am, 3am and 4:30 am.

I blame 2legs for tiredness, soreness, sunburn, gas engineers who haven't arrived yet, a lack of brain functionging...
oh. and for mud.

I blame 2legs for a desperate phone call asking me whether I could guide a tour tomorrow morning. Better get researching, it's not one I've done before

I blame 2legs for s that get into garbage (that shouldn't've been left where it was, but I didn't leave it there, so I wasn't the one that cleaned up the mess) and then sleep right next to me while fumigating the house , instead of gassing out the person that left the bag by the door in the first place! (The is sleeping on the power cord, and I'm too lazy to move her so I can take the laptop elsewhere while I do my online job...)

I blame 2legs for Windows 7 and the conversation column on the left that I can't get rid of.

I blame 2legs for sunmburnt, and the blood on my forehead. and for tiredness, and painful spots/boils I also blame 2legs for the awesomeness of sabbath live and the speakers being better than the ones I've got

I blame 2legs for the 75kph storm winds that are expected until Wednesday. Its been like this for 48 hours already. It blew my towels right off the washing line.

I blame 2legs for fighting cats...

I am still reluctant to blame 2legs for anything. I just want to point out that, if he had taken care of this translation earlier today, I wouldn't still be sitting here, having to finish it this afternoon...

I blame 2legs for arranging some workmen to be stood right by a geocache
that I was trying to find. There's only so much time you can spend pretending
to admire some boring scenery. Managed to sneak up to it and sign the
log eventually but no thanks to 2legs.

I blame 2legs for my wearing a Fez.

I blame 2legs for grid systems and the weirdoes what love them.

<evilgrin Let it rest!

I blame 2legs for broken canes and torses which split and have to be repaired...

I blame 2legs for tiredness, hunger and the lack of energy to get up from the sofa and do something about it