h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, indeed he does! He's into everything, so must be the one causing all the problems...

... Blame it on 2legs anyway


And Welcome to Hootoo!



lil x

Mal?; Can you please please wear that shirt to the next hootoo meet to which I attend?

I blame 2legs for giant marauding herds of wild haggis's, roaming the lowlands and highlands and eating all the (just in flower) spaghetti trees...
I also blame 2legs for the now arrived summer/spring meaning I have the windows open, and am thereby again reminded just how noisey it is here, and how aweful the idiots are who walk past where I live

I also blame 2legs for William coming over in an hour or so

Incidentally, I just sat down a few nights ago and stitched the button holes of one of my favourite blouses, so now they have smaller openings and I can wear the blouse again without disgracing myself in public.

I hope that at least this distracted the other players enough to give you an edge in the game?

I blame 2legs that I've written a really long journal entry

I also blame 2legs that I want to eat the chocolate but feel guilty that someone else might want some and I really should share it with my husband

I blame 2legs for the weather here today being a cliche of British weather... boiling hot and sunny most the day, really humid and just too hot now its terrential rain... and I was looking foward to sitting out in the beer gardent tonight, at the pub, as a cool summer evening descended... I still will do this, only it might be rather wet

I also blame 2legs for the salmon ceaser salad, with quiche, and far too much graded which I am about to construct

I blame 2legs for the flat tyre that means I now have to buy a new inner tube - the valve was torn off Also for the fact that it's always the back wheel.

I blame 2legs for my needing to go up to the shop. It's a whole 50 metres up the street and I've got just under an hour to get there!

I blame 2legs for laundry. And margaritas. Tasty, tasty margaritas.

I blame 2legs for the persistant wooshing in my ear and the pain in the back of my head last night

I blame 2legs for the current lack of margaritas.

I blame 2legs for bin bags that dont fit into their recepetickle properly.

I have a whole host of bin bag 'reels', under my sink, which I bought but which are entirely useless to fit any bin in the house... I occasionally try use them up when doing clear outs to put junk in... or for oversized sandwich bags

I blame 2legs for waking early, the possibility that something I bought online yesterday may* arrive today and for the lack of nuclear powered kettles on sale on the internet...

I blame 2legs for odd dreams: I had to get all my ribs removed because there was too much bone marrow in them. I was in some consternation upon waking up until I twigged on that it wasn't real.

check again! your missing one on the left hand side! bone marrow

I blame 2legs for the lack of breakfast and for the coffee pot already being empty
I also blame 2legs for my not having a larger capacity coffee pot...

I blame 2legs for a heap of things today:

I posted from the GE account AGAIN by mistake. Please arrange for it to say which account I am posting from in Pliny 2legs, or just make me a bit brighter

I blame 2legs for the tiles that need washing, the sheets and so on that need folding and putting away.

Oooo Fresh laundry which needs folding?!?!?! let me at it!

I blame 2legs for the distances involved making it difficult for me to pop over and do your folding of ttowels and bedding for you I like folding laundry, no, I love folding laundry

I also blame 2legs for scrambled duck eggs, on toasted homemade wholemeal rolls, and for it being so delishously tasty, light, and yet filling and rich I also blame 2legs for the amount of butter and thereby cholesterole it must contain

I also blame 2legs for what arrived in the post today

I blame 2legs for his not being here to fold my laundry, too.

Folding laundry is like making baguettes.
Each has within it a set of physical and psychological componants, which, when taken together, are able to focus ones inner mind, give way to inner peace and tranquility and allow the baker, or folder, to inwardly delve into the zen state of contemplative thought and euphoria. Each, though differnt in its actions and nature, can provide hours of contemplating the world, and ultimately a zen-like medatation state of being is experienced and true inner peace and tranquility found

I blame 2legs for my baguette entry getting longer and longer... and full of more spelling mistakes

I blame 2legs for the fact that I am now singing "Euphooooooria!!! We're going u-u-u-uuuuup!"

I blame 2legs for the fact that I have four shelf brackets to put up, but only one screw that's long enough.