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I blame 2legs for the fact that I


...quite like a Robbie Williams song.


Could someone do the humane thing and shoot me?

Depends which one it is...

It's not that godawful dirge about Angels, I'm relieved to admit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_FYDJz5GIE

Or rather
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_FYDJz5GIE

I forgive you then. He's not a bad songwriter (or maybe i mean Guy Chambers is a genius)

Blimey.... I quite like that... loverly stereoscopic sound too, very ambient spread... well on these speakers it did...

I blame 2legs for spending all day doing housework and yet still not having a remotely clean section in teh house... cept maybe my bedroom

I blame 2legs for discovering Pimenton, (smoked paprika from Spain), goes great on Pizza.

I blame 2legs for the ice cream I just ate. Why did you make me do it, why?

I blame 2legs that I've had a headache all week, and not been properly awake since Saturday

I bam bam bam bam bam boing bam bam boing bam. err blame 2legs for hangovers and hotdogs and no icecream

I blame 2legs for the fact that I read an email and can't shake the feeling I've just been insulted. Still, it's only a chuffin' website, as they say.

I also blame him for canned asparagus.

But it's actually in season right now KB...

I blame 2legs for toe nail clippers..and the whole faff

I blame 2legs for my inability to work out the logic of why apparently, toenails are meant to be cut straight, whilst its fine to shape (curved) finger nails. I also blame 2legs for the appauling state of my finger nails, soon as they reach like to the end of the finger they just seem to break tear or mess up generally and won't grow as long as they oughta

I blame 2legs for peanut butter chunky kit-kats.

I think these will have to become a hiking staple!

I blame 2legs for making me want to try them!

I blame KB for making me want to try them.

I blame 2legs for the appendage of the great noodly one forcing* me to try them

I also blame 2legs for the two E-mails I just got in reply from my MP in response to an E-mail I sent him a week or so ago..
I also blame 2legs for my having run out of cigarettes, and my needing to shower and stuff first before I can embark on the odious and mammoth journey that is the several yards of pavement and staircase between my front room and the nearest shop
I would also like to blame the man on the radio earlier, for having the same name as a well known comedian, and my consequently not being able to take serious anything he said

I blame 2legs for the peach pie that's cooling in the kitchen. It smells so good!

peachy

I blame 2legs for my, yet again, wanting cake... and there being no cake

I also blame 2legs for lodger still not having done his washing up... and it nearly being time for me to think about making something for dinner...
I also blame 2legs for whatever it is in my eye... making it hurt

I blame 2legs for my sore nose this week and wanting to convert everything in my cupboards into cakes