h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for forgetting to send a comic to the post, needing to visit the little girls room what feels like every half hour and not having made that pie yet even though i keep promising i will

I blame 2legs for journlaists asking me seemingly innocuous questions, which I KNOW will be mis-represented in the papers tomorrow!

I blame 2 legs for transforming my perception of cassia bark (it was him who originally mentioned it on one of his journals). The takeaway connection MMMM.

I blame 2legs for my ever having mentioned that ad Not too late for you to apply: http://www.gumtree.com/p/jobs/foot-models-and-tickle-actresss-urgently-required/101383110

"due to the large volume of applicants we received"

If they already have so many, why do they need more?
And you are supposed to send a picture of yourself, or your legs, in tights? Wanna bet this is a fetishist trying to add to his collection?

I blame 2legs that I am so tired this morning that my fingers accidentally unsubscribed me from this thread.

Now it tells me that I have 17005 unread messages in this conversation

Oh...Lanza....

I blame 2legs for your being soooooofar away!!

Take another chill-pill and

I blame 2legs for my anti pills seemingly giving me more

I blame 2legs for my tendency to gag at the dentist. (Not at the dentist..it tends to end up being at her assistant..standing in the wrong place whilst fiddling with the sucking tube.

I blame 2legs for that* gumtree add... looks highly dubious to me... and its discriminating! I can wear tights as well as any woman! Mind... I prefer stockings

I blame 2legs for the two baguette tins I just bought online, and for my continueing indescision about buying new baking trays/sheets/

I also blame 2legs for it being cold, my still being hungover, for all the cheese I bought earlier, and for my not being able to decide yet what to make for dinner, or whether to shower or not

I blame 2legs for a from fencing...

ouch...! can't you wear a breast plate when fencing? or just an entire suit of armour... I blame 2legs for hangovers...

For some reason, they only sell breastplates up to a C cup But I plan to try to make some armour myself...

We decided (KB, Mala an me) over lunch, that there is such a thing as The 2legs Test.

Am I bonkers? Well let's see, compared to 2 legs.....

Is this edible? Well, what would 2legs do.........

The catalyst for this may have been my most-random-thing-on-the-menu lunch dish of rabbit and chickpea risotto.

So I blame 2legs for superfluous red onion.

Only up to a C-cup?! that'd barely fit me! I've never worn full armour, though I did get to wear a pair of chainmail 'gloves', and plate 'gloves' (gauntletts?) over them... they weighed a ton! Mind, I did have fun wearing them and swinging a massive broadsword type thing about..... which nearly pulled my arms off

I blame 2legs for my not owning a sword anymore, my Brother stole my Prussian cavlary sword off of me and the last time I saw a sword I wanted I didn't have enough money

I blame 2legs for Pliny

When I log in I want to arrive at my PS in BRUNEL - the one and only skin.

Instead every time I log in from a new computer, clicking on my bookmark I end up in Pliny

... and now I can't find the Brunel link Baron Grim kindly provided the other day.



who can't post either seemingly...

I'm not even sure which skin, I'm in anymore... I kinda like the pliny though... especially the little pictures of the badgers which dance over the screen and roll about... I blame 2legs for my inability to decide if I should have a nap or not

OOOH, just found my brunel link

Life looks normal again.

But I can't blame 2legs for that, I guess.

'normal'? nope... I've not a clue what that word means... I blame 2legs for dancing badgers and argueing dwarves, and chinchillas singing...

I blame 2legs for the limbo that is not-feeling-well-but-not-bad-enough-to-call-in-sick.