h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for overtime work and for

I blame 2legs for the mice wot appear to be living in my shed, as evidenced by the nibblings of the leftover food in Mala's backpack

And evidenced by what they left behind, too I blame 2legs for the best course of action being to dump the whole backpack in the washing machine, and keeping anything that survives

I blame 2legs for my continued confusion over the words less and fewer.

@ Lanza
If it's plural (cars) there ARE fewer.
If it's collective (traffic) there IS less.


~jwf~

ASDA, (in their non-wisdom), with the notice saying, something like 'we thank your customers for enabling us to use less carrier bags', kindly informed us their carrier bags are either smaller, or made out of less plastic than before. They meant 'fewer'.
Less beer is a smaller glass of beer. Fewer beers, is a reduced number of pints. I think

I blame 2legs for my fewer sized bags of flour being too small but my having fewer space on the kitchen front than I'd need, meaning I can't buy a 16 KG bag of stoneground

err... I mean less space than I need in the kitchen front, meaning I have to have numerous smaller bags, containing less flour than I want, as these will fit on a shelf, whereas the larger 16 KG bag of stoneground, would be too big to fit in the increasingly fewer bits of space left in the kitchen...

I've fewer brain cells left than I had when I woke this morning, the number will probably be fewer again by the end of Sunday night pub visit... and, of that which is left, they just somehow seem less efficient.... maybe they've lessened in size as well as befoming fewer in number... A situation for which I blame, Adnams brewry, Hopback brewery, Woodfords brewery the green jack brewing Co, the Kingston, the Cambridge Blue, and many more besides.

I blame 2legs for my not having made any cheese scones today...

What size of cooling rack do you use, 2legs. Naturally I blame you for reminding me about this.

Not sure what actual size each cooling rack tray is, but there are six, which stack.... if they weren't stack they'd never all fit on teh worktop plus Ihave an ordinary, older cooling rack, and if things get desperate I can always use the wire rack bit from the grill pan and one of the spare shelves rom the oven does well for a make do cooling rack too need more worktop space and cupboards though... and a larger oven...

I blame 2legs for the internet being the eater of time...

I blame 2legs for my not being able to decide between duck eggs with pilau rice and grilled fish, mushroom risotto or something else, for dinner...

I blame 2legs for things not getting better if you pick at them.

...and the people who smugly tell you that "it'll never get better if you pick it!"

I continue to blame 2legs for long afternoon naps, not being able to fall sleep until next morning, unsufficient amount of sleep as a result of that, general tiredness and prolonged procrastination and undecidedness about what to make for dinner.

It must all be his fault.

I just came back from the doctor and have a large shortage of vitamin D in my blood. I blame 2legs for not letting the sun shine.

So it is because of 2legs that they call it the English Disease?

Do they? I was unaware of that.

What French sailors called the English disease was called the French disease by Brits...blame you-know-who.

I was thinking of rickets, caused by a lack of vitamin D... and you?

I am a landlubber. I don´t have the slightest idea of what I was thinking about. And I never was in any French...,erm..port..

I blame two-legs for the scouts ignoring my article on Indiana.

I blame 2legs for one half of one percent. I further blame him that I'm not explaining, 'cause it's a long story (also his fault) and can be found in my journal.