h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the Return of Winter.

There was a few days of "spring in the air" here in the Icy North. Yesterday it started snowing again...

I blame 2legs for a total lack of energy.

I blame 2legs for sons seemingly online - and on telephone - for not being arsed to pick up the phone when I call Hey, there's actually a reason why I call!

I blame 2legs for randomly discovered food items in the bottom of the freezer drawer and for resultant nice meals

I blame 2legs for my telling me off for not wanting children yet

is right. It'll cost far more to buy one once the recession's over!

I think there still doing buy one get one for free IN china and Romania...

I blame 2legs for jokes quite possibly in bad taste

I also blame 2legs for my speaker repair not quite going to plan, and my inability to decide if Ishould attempt another repair or get my wallet out and do the major overhall and buy new drive units and crossovers and tweeiters and cabelling and cabinate dampening matterial

I also blame 2legs for the bits leftover from doing the speaker repairs

Leggsy, we may not be on common ground as to how much to store in a minimum kitchen - but PM me about loudspeaker problems. I´ll explain why you need a warehouse.

I'm currently in my bedroom... with a oo three foot tall pair of quadrils at the front of the room, and my Celestion dittons that I've been working on, using the quadrils as speaker stands... I've a big set of Mordaunt-Short's, being used in the spare room to support one of the boxes of spare speaker parts I was using earlier wehn working on the Celestions,
I've two pairs of powered monitors in the loft, plus all the rest of the speaker spares and cabels,
a set of early KLH speakers I restored/repaired, currently in the studeo with the PC, and a mint condition set of very old Warfdales just waiting for someone to drive them to my house to join the family
and, I must... I must I must not*buy any more speakers... really... though...

Iblame 2legs for too many speakers

I blame 2legs for my having to get up at 4 am to get the airport bus

And for the fact that breakfast will probably be a tasty and unhealthy one

I blame 2legs for Lynx repeatedly flipping over vases with flowers and thus forcing me to mop the kitchen floor over and over again.

When I for once have flowers decorating my kitchen table, why can't 2legs make sure no will interfere?

I blame 2legs for mountains, and the strange compulsion to go up them.

...and I blame 2legs for the compulsion to bring a quarter-tonne of chocolate up them, too. Half of it's still in my bag!

I blame 2legs for rehearsals and uni work meaning I couldn't assist with eating the

I also blame him for the FOG in Edinburgh on Saturday.

mini

I blame 2legs that I made this cordial too strong, I also blame him that i forgot how strongly flavoured quavers were...

Just burned my finger on the oven while retrieving my lasagna. I blame 2legs.

I still have to unpack stuff. It's *his* fault.

I also blame him for the odd Ovaltine bars I bought in Edinburgh. They taste strangely like cocoa-flavoured ash.

I blame 2legs for the not entirely palatable taste of the 80% fair trade organic I aquired recently.

You too DQ? 2legs, what are you doing to all the chocolate?

Dissolve it in hot milk, it might be more palatable then...