h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for kitchen cupboards which won't get any bigger no matter how many times I try rearrangeing their contents

Skeletons in the cupboard?

No skelingtons.... just mustard seeds, cumin seeds, cardamon pods, fenel seeds, coriander seeds, ajwain seeds, caraway seeds, poppy seeds, sessamae seeds, flaked almonds, garum mucarla, cumin powder, tumeric, oragino, basil, paprica, rosemary, bay leaves, cinamon sticks, kasear bark, chicken, beef and veg stock cubes, chana dal, red split lentals, black eyed beans, mung beans, pinto beans, wild rice, pure basmati rice, aborio rice, pepper corns, chives, mint, coriander leaves, home-made dansak spice mix, suet, self raising flour, plain flour, bread flour, rice flour, rye flour, spelt flour, yeast, salt, Chinese 5 spice, light soya sauce, dark soya sauce, rice wine vinigar, white whine vinagar, red wine vinager, sessamae oil, olive oil, extra virgin olive oil, groundnut oil, a stir fry oil mix, spray oil, wholemeal flour, coffee beans, ground coffee, and probably a ton of other stuff lurking at the back I blame 2legs for an over-abundance of cooking cupboard things

I blame 2legs for a large bloody scratch across the back of my thigh that I cannot remember getting. Also for the fact that the Belfast-Comber cycle path was suddenly closed very shortly before Comber, so we would've had to cycle on the dual carriageway to get there. Also for the fact that Comber is not a terribly exciting destination, so we just sat on the bridge, at our sandwiches, and went home

I blame 2legs for the amount of duck and hen eggs in my fridge, for the large bunch of fresh corriander which won't fit into the veg compartment properly, and for there still being beef stew (but no dumplings), left for dinner tonight... for the third day on a row

I also blame 2legs for the man, in a wheelchair, sitting outside my front door, drinking unidentifible alcohol from a blue bottle...

I blame 2legs for my current cold fuddled clumsyness - spilt cough mixture down my nightie and food all over the floor

I blame 2legs for government alcohol guidelines.

I blame 2legs for my proudly managing to exceed my Government alcohol guidelines yesterday... I should get a bonus...

I think that if the government says you should drink 28 pints a week then they should damn well pay for it. What do we pay our taxes for? (Obviously you should buy the rest yourself). I blame 2legs for...um...something...

I blame 2legs for Windows Vista.

I blame 2legs for my latest addiction, tweeting. And, as I am tweeting for the Guide, I blame him for me reading about 6 Entries per hour,day and night, for the last week so I can tweet out interesting things from h2g2.com.

We blame 2legs for the unfortunate death of Gregg Jevin

also if anyone uses #blame2legs on twitter, they may have their tweet read out on our show.

We may also mine the backlog for suitable blames to broadcast

TowelCast42

Well I blame 2legs for twitter. And Mondays.

I blame 2legs for my flatmate taking so long in the bathroom that I had to leave the house in a rush with no breakfast - after nearly no sleep. I also blame him for a class that would have been interesting if I hadn't been so sleepy.

I blame 2legs for wonky lighting - new outside light which refuses to work and living room light fitting which keeps blowing hence having a single lamp in operation

I blame 2legs for boring airports and annoyingly slow mobile broadband. Those should not co-exist.

I blame 2legs for my new, super small, 150 MBPS WiFi USB dongle thinggy, only seeming to go as fast as 60 MBPs over my WiFi broadband network, despite the alleged spead of the broadband, being at least 100MBPs It really is so small and cool though
I also blame 2legs for the new shiney USB/MIDI drum pad controller sitting on the desk

I blame 2legs for Lynx demanding breakfast far too early. It's Doobry and thus legitimate to sleep late.

I blame 2legs for Engelbert Humperdinck

I blame 2legs for Jedward!