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I blame 2legs for bottles!!!!




GT

An empty red wine bottle is better than no red wine bottle at all especially as I imagine you may have had a hand in drinking the contents of the bottle, and thereby contributing towards its now empty state

I blame 2letgs for WiFi connections and data from my netbook upstairs copying on to my PC here, a bit slower than I'd like

I had TWO hands in making the bottle appear as it is now, in an state, leggsy!

Hic!



GT

I may now have to open a can of beer... just to make myself feel less I blame 2legs for the poor quantity and variety of alcohol I have in... I've surgical spirit, white wine vinegar, Sharaxing Rice wine, guinness, and a bottle of port I got for Christmas which as yet I'm saving....) and of those only the guinness and port count as actual* drinks the others ain't drinking things

I blame 2legs for the cold... and stuff...`

I blame 2legs for the price of being quite reasonable at the moment. The concept of special offers seems to have reached this outpost of Europe.

Five quid a bottle isn't bad, Lanza!


More expensive than you can get if for though!!!!




GT

I blame 2legs that the price of this wine was approximately 2.40 euros. But then the price of other things on this island is stupid money. But who needs cheddar? ( 3.55 euro for 200g)

I blame 2legs for rust

I blame 2legs for thinking he can get away without being blamed for 2 weeks!

I further blame him for people who force you to look through massive photo collections, all the while saying things like

"Oh that should be the tower of Pisa, but I think my thumb got in the way...Ah, and this one you can't really make out, I think I had the flash settings wrong..."

It's been a long evening 2legs.

Oh no... you've not been forced to see the two hundred photo's of someones recent holiday?
oh, and this is a photo of us walking up to teh hotel...
This is the lobby of the hotel, and this one, its the lift in the hotel,
and here's one of us in the lift...
and here's one of us in the lift again, this time coming down....
and in the lobby again... and...
]

I blame 2legs for my lack of guilt the last two weeks upsetting my sleeping patturns

I also blame 2legs for the eight very tasty large rolls I made today, and the four baguettes, including the one Iturned into garlic bread ,

I also blame 2legs for the 2 and a half baguettes which are left, and the meger 4 rolls where'd all the bread go?
!

I blame two legs for the groundhog being wrong. He said we would have an early spring and we still have snow

"We've got a lot of goals to show you today; unfortunately none were scored by English clubs.... but of course they all taker place over 2legs"
Guess we miht as well throw in nthe
BBC TV Breakfast News.

I blame 2legs for panicking neighbors who don't realize that we're safely out of the tsunami evacuation zone: http://www.kpod.com/COMMUNITY/Resources/Evacuation%20Zone%20Crescent%20City.pdf (The nearest gathering point is Crescent Elk School, which is a block closer to the border than we. Granted, we're 2 blocks closer to the other border, but those cliffs are much higher than the predicted highest sea height).

Saw some of the videos from Japan, Amy. That thing looks frightening there. It doesn't even look like the sea, so much as a living monster devouring land.

Crescent City was devastated by a tsunami in 1964, so we've a siren and have done drills. We're safe at our home, though.

California can get 6 foot waves out of this one. Not a good day for the beach, blame 2legs.

About 6 hours ago, I brushed against a stinging nettle, and it's still painful now - a kind of pins and needles feeling like it's gone to sleep - and is a lovely red with little white spots. Not my usual reaction to nettles, so I blame 2legs!

should have rubbed it with a dock leaf

if there were none around! we all know whose fault that was!!!

Damn you 2Legs

Mala, when likely to have a brush with local botany it´s a good idea to wear clothes when riding. Blame 2legs for your looking better when you don´t.

Believe it or not, I was on foot for a change. Found both the victorian piggery and the gothic folly in the grounds

I'm going riding again this morning, though, you can blame 2legs that I'm not doing a Lady Godiva.

(No dock leaves in sight, Taff, might be too early in the year...)