h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for burning myself while cooking dinner yesterday and having 2 red stripes on the inside of my arm

I blame 2legs for me somehow pulling a muscle in my leg whilst sleep, waking up at 5:30am and not being able to move my leg for about half an hour. I also blame him for me not being able to walk properly 2 hours later.

i blame 3legs for issues with some of the cast of the show I am in this week being ignorant little b*tches towards me. Most of them are under 18 and have no regard for authority, they dont understand what it is to be Scouts or the meaning of the word silence.

We have been rehearsing this show since November, and i auditioned for one of the 'senior' (dancing roles) as well as for the comedy sketches, and for the musical solo's. I was given a part in a comedy sketch, and 2 musical solos. But i was unsucessful in getting a 'senior' role, which is fair enough (i'm convinced that i have dyspraxia) but seeing as I am over 18 and the majority of the 'seniors' are also ver 18 we are all in the same dressing room.

now these girls have had their 'senior' status since before Christmas, and even before that they never said a word to me. Everyone in the show seems to want to call me by my actual name, which is odd as i usually specificly ask to be named as that is what everybosy calls me.

i have spent most of this week feeling miserable as i have basically been treated like a naughty ittle kid. I am sat bhind the door away from the others, I do not get spoken to by any of them, even the dressers mostly ignore me, even when i have the stupid costume change from hell in the second half of the show.

I just cant beleive that peope who are supposedly scouts can treat a part of the scouting family in the way that these women and girls are treating me.

I really really really want a hug.


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It's 2legs' fault that it can't be a real one.

*joins the hugs for mice queue*

Hugs all around- big bear hugs, capital *A* hugs, two capital *I* hugs and snuggles. Pick your squeeze and squeeze.

I blame 2legs for the lack of virtual hug machines.

http://www.autism-in-the-christian-home.com/images/squeezemachine.jpg

(Used for autism patients, invented by Temple Grandin)

Now we just have to link the machine to the hug smiley....

What a medieval looking contraption that is!
Looks like a cardboard box folding machine
or a sheet folder at the dry cleaners. Or a
real lowcost hide-a-bed in an oriental hotel.

~jwf~

I blame 2legs for cars needing to spend so long in the garage getting fixed. I sometimes wonder why I own one as it prefers the mechanics company to mine.



I also blame him for just discovering a new feature of this touch pad - a sort of accidental gesture makes a zoom thing work. It might be handy if I meant it to do that on purpose, but scary when I was not expecting it.

I blame him for your having bought one of these newfangled fadpads. Them there old steam engines are much more reliable.

I blame 2legs for not making steam punk laptops available in my area. I would rather like one, it might make a good cup of coffee whilst I hovered here in hootooland.

I blame 2legs for the complexity of the modern world, just wehn you've gotten used to windows 2.1, they only go and make DOS 6.22, whatever next... I can't imagine. and, who on earth needs something so powerful, they're just selling you over-powerful computers to get your money... The 486 MHZ processor is 2legs fault... unnecessary powerful nonsense...

>> ..they're just selling you over-powerful computers
to get your money.. <<

And so they can sneak in the back door and use your
computing power in link with everybody else's and
create their own huge interweb hijack.

My computer seems to be busy all the time doing stuff
I know not what. I keep getting progress-bar info that
tells me its waiting for such and such a site or is busy
transferring data to and from sites I've never heard of.

My last diagnostic warned me that I was using more than
70% of available memory but when I try to use a clean-up
to delete huge sections it refuses to comply. I suspect
I have been hijacked and can do nothing about it except
get used to the slower speeds.

It's kinda like owning a Rolls Royce but it's never available
because the chauffeur is off to the races.


~jwf~

I blame 2legs for the need of installing old programmes onto new computers and the frequence of malfunctioning/missing passwords in conjuction with that.

But I definitely don't know if he's to blame for the purring Leopardess who is helping...


who due to said is getting better in one hand typing

Just admit that windoze isn´t catproof and leave it at that. Have Bill Gates blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for people who get the job you had your eye on and write blogs about how brilliant it is.

Ah well, good luck to her. I'm glad she's enjoying it.

KB, getting a good job nowadays has a lot to do with the brown nose factor. Wait for a decent one.

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I blame 2legs for hidden posts and toasts and for the Cambridge beer festavil and for 2 kilograms of dough..

Gerroffit. What you call dough is probably located at your global diameter and was bought at beer festivals.
You know who to blame.

I blame 2legs for my choice of username. He could have warned me that it would cause problems!


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