h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the firemen that were here earlier, because they didn't know how to read a map

My stepmother once told me off for my childishness at thinking that the company who operate a van with 'Snap On Tools' emblazened along the side was hysterically funny.

I blame 2legs for peoples' rudeness, intolerance and road rage

Those firemen sound pretty useless from everything you've said, Mal.

I hope I never have to rely on them - if I do I'll blame 2legs.

At least they remembered to bring bread for the ducks

Hmmm.

Come off it, KB - firemen are good. Very good. As long as your insurance pays for what they do to your house.

I blame 2legs for my lodger not having washed up, and my wanting to use the cooker to make naan bread, veg dharl/daal, chicken in yogart with fresh corianda, garlic, onion, mushroom, chilli, peppers, tomatos and things, and pilo rice

I also blame 2legs for my bothering to make Indian food from scratch when the really good Indian takeaway is two minutes walk from where I'm sitting at my PC

I blame 2legs for indecision. At least, I think I do.

I don't know whether to go to Berlin or Rome. Or Vienna. Or Zurich, but then I may as well not know any German.

I blame 2legs for not waking the Magratheans in time to save hootoo from auntie, and I blame him again for not doing it the second time !
There.
I've said it.
Now bring me some mice to shoot, for which I'll blame 2legs as well.


Cheers!
Martin
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Free?! Does that mean I can't get a Discount?
I thought I heard a Dolphin Wistle ...

Not sure who to blame in this one:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8301100/Court-bans-man-with-low-IQ-from-having-sex.html

blimey... what a weird storey... and a weird thing for a judge to have to decide on... I wonder if that deserves a thread in ask to get debat on the issues in it... which seem really complicated too
I blame 2legs for complicated legal things and for tiredness and hungryness...

I blame 2legs for no blames, and for love... and for vodka, and for guinness, and for it being too cold again and for tiredness and E-mails

No blames eh? Ok then, take the rap for bureaucracy , and dishes that I forgot to put in the dishwasher...again

oh no, I'll have to take the last bit of that blame back, as the 'Butler' has just come on duty and started to clear the kitchen

I blame 2legs for this and for not knowing to wear to a h2g2 auction.

I blame 2legs for it being Saturday tomorrow.......




GT

I blame 2legs for it being Doobry tomorrow.

I blame 2legs for not knowing about a h2g2 auction.

I blame 2legs for the forecast rain tomorrow, threatening to spoil a hiking-hootoo meet, but I do have bacon butties ready to assuage the unpleasantness somewhat.

I blame 2legs that there will be no pictures of the hiking-hootoo meet tomorrow.