h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am* the bread machine
I don't know I could justify spending money on a bread machine, and using one, when I'm not working and so I'm not exactly short of time to make it by hand... and it doesn't relaly take that* long to make anyhow... and I love making stuff like dough and pastry and such like by hand...
I blame 2legs for my about to go off and make bread

I'd sell you mine, but it is in storage somewhere. It's great to make you own bread, without a machine, but there is nothing lovelier than waking up to a house full of the smell of freshly baked bread, all warm and gorgeous first thing in the morning. Unless you can make it in your sleep - blame 2legs if you can't do that

I blame 2legs for learning to stand on his own two feet- effectively halving the potential business of cobblers!! Damn him, damn him to hell!!

I blame 2legs for the following : http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/ce5c/

It's bacon (sort of) but not as you know it.

I blame 2legs for crushing disappointment.

I'd blame 2legs for crushign disapointment too, were it not that I'm now so used to it I don't notice it half the time...
I also blame 2legs for my being one of the few people I know who actually does use a cobbler to fix his shoes and boots
I also blame 2legs for my purposeful low calory day today... and the prospect of a non low calory low day tommomrrow... whcih will surely include bacon and my home made bread

I blame 2legs for the sore on my lip that simply won't heal because I keep accidentally biting it so it opens again. I'm not sure what caused it in the first place. Probably my biting it.

I have inconveniently pointy canines, all the better not to eat meat with.

I blame 2legs for the cold it being late, and for there being a platoon of space troopers marching up and down the road and randomly shooting at passing alien jellyfish.

I blame 2legs for the ulcer on the underside of my tongue which makes it painful to speak, drink, eat, swallow.

I currently wait for the time the ulcer is painfree ( however long it takes, I'll be there - cos I love my food)

I blame 2legs for the imminent conquest of the globe by highly intelligent shape-shifting chinchillas. Today Costa Rica, tomorrow the world!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8503425.stm

I blame 2legs for the fact that the dream gremlins were too lazy to do my dream properly. Not only were they re-using sets, the second half had some scenes just represented by pencilled storyboards!

I blame 2legs for me being the only person unable to upgrade to BBC iD.

I blame 2legs for the loverlyness and tastyness and droolworthyness of my home made bread, only being heightened by the addition of grilled bacon and cream/soft cheese

I blame 2legs for new hootoo´s pooter having axed my tagline. Spelling it "carpet dime" is too transatlantic for this old man.

Pit - I blame 2legs for this link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/plain/UserDetails?skin=plain

RF

RF - I blame 2legs for your being able to read and write. , mate.

I blame 2legs for the increasing immatureness of students. The Uni dept secretary came by with photos of the newbies - they all seem to be like 14½ y o. She claims most of them are at least 21 y o.

Anyway, they're younger than the hatchlings - all of them...

No, I'm not having a moment - it's just a plain statement.

So, it fits, dunnit? Cuts in education standards make them stoopider, so why shouldn´t they look less mature?

(This is a rant about how politicians spend our money, and where not)

I blame 2legs for it being Wednesday!!!


GT

I blame 2legs for our having had snow... but according to lodger who's actually been out in it, it now being nearly all gone
I also blame 2legs for my not having lunch today