h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the fact that it's been two weeks since I last heard from the fellow I was meant to be working for starting in two weeks - and he's not answering e-mail *or* his phone.

*Malabarista*
I'd offer you this toilet bowl brush but I'm unclear on the whole cheer-up concept. For which I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for my morning.

No breakfast, just water enough to down my meds. Then being punctured by , weighed, measured - both length and circumference - and served 300 ml horribly sweet liquid sugar blend to be downed within minutes.

My blood pressure was , anyway. Next Wednesday I'll go back and get my conviction. I've got a strong feeling what it will be.

"Lose weight, exercise more, eat more veggies etc."

..all this because someone figured out some 35 years ago or so that the mortality in cardiovascular diseases is far too high in the Far North. They started this "intervention project" so every 10th year you're checked up. Guess it's a good idea, but still I've had all day.

Anyhow, after w*rk I went to princess and was fed with a semla, a traditional pastry that is served in conjunction with Shrove Tuesday around the Baltic Sea

Any chance of you giving us the how-to to make it? We´ll severely blame 2legs if you don´t.

I blame 2legs for my mother. To be precise for my mother changing her mind. Arrgh!

For some reason, people are insisting on lighting candles and giving me things today. I blame 2legs for the fact that Lili the cat jumped up on the table to help me unwrap them, and set herself on fire because she jumped straight into the candle!

Fortunately, she didn't stay lit, because she ran off before we could catch her. But there's a big singe mark down her side and the whole house smells of burning cat hair

I have more brick dust than I cope with in my kitchen. I cleaned the work surfaces and kitchen floor yesterday. I did the same thing this morning. Guess what I'm about to do again? I blame 2legs for disruption and contractors leaving brick dust and for leaving front doors open.

I blame 2 Legs for lack of bubble wrap, a derth of boxes and an inordinate amount of Stuff still to pack

including 24 yards of books

If it were 24 yards of ale I might be able to help you
I blame 2legs for laundry and cold and housework and the lack of food in the house and my not knowing what I'm ment* to be doing this weekend and for an Email I've not recieved

I blame 2legs for grandad being a perfectionist when it comes to decorating, a full week & the walls are still not ready for any paint much more plaster dust and I'll not be a blonde anymore

Send him my way when he's done up there... He can do the decorating and in return I'll give him as much beer and bacon sandwichs as he wants
I blame 2legs for my lodgers terrible mental state at the moment

Grandad can come to mine in three weeks as well. Brick dust aint good.

I blame 2legs that he won't

I blame 2legs for insomnia despite half a bottle of inside me......

Too much pasta perhaps???



GT

Re post 14086:

Poor Lili

I blame 2legs for not protecting scared kitties.

Fortunately, as far as we can tell it's just the hair that's burned, not the actual cat. Close call, though; I wonder how bad it was in a parallel universe...

But calico cats are said to protect their house against fire, not light themselves on fire!

Blame 2legs for your cat never having read that.

I blame him for the 14097 posts and rising on this thread plus the bowl of petunias and whale like appearance of this http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F19585?thread=7297329&post=92320532#p92320532

I blame 2legs for the cold, for my thinking there was enough room in the washing machine for for the jeans I'm wearing, only for me to take them off and in the process my hand went straight though the pocket matterial... I lbame 2legs for my now having to throw these jeans away as theire ancient
I also blame 2legs for the new jeans I was given before Christmas, but which I entirely forgot about
and I blame 2legs for laundry... and it being aages and ages before I can eat anything

I blame 2legs for living too far away for me to put a new pocket in his jeanss

Lynx blames 2legs for the total absence of sliced turkey in the Lair. He is very convinced that it was 2legs that told me to forget buying more when I did the food shopping yesterday.

Not even tuna for brekky has made the kitty in better mood.