h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not heard of that in UK Mala!!!


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Blame 2legs. It's as available in the UK as it is anywhere else

I was going to mention it was perhaps an age thing? - of course 2legs is to blame for that!

I blame 2legs for the rapidness by which my chili is disappearing He really should make the bars larger!

I blame 2legs for my never having had chilli choc
I also blame 2legs for my having to find out train times and beign distracted by H2
g2 when all I want to do is go back upstairs... so I need to find train times... I also blame 2legs for there almost certainly being no trains today only buses

I blame 2legs for my having to pack my entire kitchen and bathroom into boxes over the next week so the contractors can fit new ones.

I blame 2legs for the difficulty of sawing 250cm boards in a space that's only 270cm wide. I kept having to move the saw to get the cut where I wanted it!

>>> I blame 2legs for my never having had chilli choc

That's right, you have only yourself to blame for that, since you could get some here. *points toward the kitchen*

I blame 2legs for my flawless logic: if its 'probably a bad idea' to call my friend nad see if he wnats to go out, then its almost certainly 'not a bad idea', therefore, it must* be a 'good idea', despite being cold hungry tired and sore and knackered, I'm now being forced to give him a call... for which I blame 2legs.
I also blame 2legs for the lack of food in the house

Mala, blame 2legs for not yet having invented flexible walls. I´ve been pregnant with loudspeaker boxes for a long time - but the plan says they are 185 high and my workspace is as small as yours. 2legs, do something.

The real trouble in this house is the low ceilings. As in, under two metres in many rooms!

I blame 2legs for the fact that they could be higher if the previous owner hadn't decided to cover all the beams. Now I have to rip it all out again.

Friend of my sister was a real princess and lived in a real castle, ceilings 6m high. I bet she would have loved to have 2legs to blame for the heating bill.

Never finished it! Tut!

I lost all of may savegames for morrowind recently and all of the mods. So now I have to choose a select few to download and use. I have never completed the bloodmoon quest though. I blame 2legs

I blame 2legs for the cold, the time, and the lack of toast...

I blame 2legs for the smuggling of chinchillas in armpits.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/02/08/2813303.htm?section=justin

I blame 2legs for not telling the smuggler to make hats of the chinchillas instead. Nice and warm, and less

I prefer my fur breathing (Though I must admit I'm sitting on a sheepskin )

As long as the sheep doesn´t need it anymore that´s OK. Otherwise have it blame 2legs.

poor chinchillas
I blame 2legs for my walking to the newsagents in the rain, my walking from the newsagents to the bakery in the snow, and for the bakery not being open when I got there
I also blame 2legs for the bakery appearing to have closed down perminatly and for this meaning I have nothing to eat today

Oooh - for 2legs and the bakery problem. You will have to buy a bread machine - you can set it on a timer at night and have fresh bread each morning.



I blame 2legs for my internet provider *not* providing internet I mean what sort of non-service was that this morning?