h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the cleaning people having cleaned half of the windows in our office.

I blame 2legs for the cleaning person not having cleaned most of my house... and for that cleaning person being 2legs I also blame 2legs, still, for Wednesday. And Tuesday, and come to think of it, Monday. and for the cold

I blame 2legs for day, then, because if it was night all the time, I could sleep more.

I blame 2legs for turned into human resources thingamajig forcing me and a bunch of other people playing car factory with lego most of the day, and trying to convince us this will make the hospital run more smoothly

They bought us and lunch, so I guess I should be a little kind to them. Maybe.

I blame 2legs for my having to go out tonight, and for my having sore bits tommorrow. and for Wednesday, natrually.

Playing with legos and getting paid for it sounds like a good deal to me...

I blame 2legs for the fact that I now know which sleeping bag I want, but it costs more than the list price every place I've found it.

I blame 2legs for not providing both Mal & me with warm cosy sleeping bags which are large enough to accommodate Irish

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The sleeping bag I finally ordered is very light (less than a kilo) for better putting in bags while travelling, and very red, to keep the ghosts out.

I blame 2legs that my little sister wants me to go bra shopping with her, but I have a doctor's appointment at four and can't. Thanks, 2legs!

I'll go bra shopping with her if she wants I blame 2legs for sore nipples, hangovers and my needing to get ready to go out later

Well, if you will insist on using those fierce nipple clamps, 2legs, you better just endure the after-pain stuff!...clothes pegs work just as well & if you get natural wood ones, it's supporting the planet, using bits of tree that can't be used for other porpoises.

Where did you get the fluffy pink by the way? From here?

https://www.bondage.com/bdn/splash.aspx

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I blame 2legs for Terri encouraging him!

I don't actually own any fluffy handcuffs... mine are all metal as, now I come to think of it, are the nipple clamps... though the nipple suction devices are ... err rubber I guess or silicon I blame 2legs for the huge range of sex toys aviliable and my not having enough money to buy more of them I also blame 2legs for my just calling out for a takeaway for dinner

I blame 2legs for all the up-turned 3-pin plugs on landings in the middle of the night when you go to the loo in the dark in bare feet.

I blame 2legs for Terri posting a certain weblink and a double blame to 2legs for not being here as research object for some ... ... interesting scientific studies...

I blame 2legs for my constantly being used as a research object, and, come to think of it, more generally just as an 'object'
I mainly, however, though, blame 2legs for my having just walked up the road to the bakery only to discover, that, strangely, and worryingly that the bakery is closed... with no explincation other than the 'closed' sign on the door
I further blame 2legs for my procrastination over making my own bread...

That's true, you only have yourself to blame... But we love you anyway

I blame 2legs for the fact that the dog's not had a proper walk in quite a while, but it's so snowy that getting up any of the hills is rather difficult

I blame 2legs for my procrastination over making bread If I don't do it soon, lunch will be hours away

I blame 2legs for the spooky coincidence that I have just come from the kitchen where I have laid out the ingredients for various types of bread, that I am going to make this morning. Banana bread first.

Make bread rolls or soda bread. They're quick to do!

Its just the rising time or/and cooking time that will take the time up, I can kneed and mix it all up pretty quick Ooo how'd you make soda bread? (think I've a new tub of dried yeast and some strong wholemeal flour in the cupboard plus all the other stuff like sessamy seeds and water and salt and pepper and dried herbs) I blame 2legs for the fact that no matter how much home made bread you make it never lasts very long as its always just too tasty...