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you *really need buttermilk to make soda bread properly, but I'll go and ask my mum how she does a cheat's version. It's not really bread, but a sort of savoury scone. Great with cheese or hot pots.

sounds kinda famuliar (those savory scone things.... ) I think* I've a little bread left anyhow so that will probably do for today, and I'll try* makeing some bread later this afternoon so I've some for tommorrow... I blame 2legs for bread anguish....

I am peed.....

2legs fault of course!!!



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I blame 2legs for the Eighth Douglas Adams Memorial Lecture by Professor Marcus du Sautoy on the number 42 being held on Thing 11 March 2010 at 7.30pm, at the Royal Geographic Society in faraway London.

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I'd like to go, but I'm approximately 1/3 of a planet away. 2legs, will you go and take notes?

Yes, do take Notes, he hasn't had a decent outing in ages and he's getting bored.

I blame 2legs for the Acts (Interpretation) Act 1901.

I blame 2legs for bad logistics at w*rk.

Presently I'm underoccupied due to secretaries don't typing my patient notes, malfunctioning expensive machinery stalling processing of samples and thus making it impossible for the tech staff doing their jobs in time.

As a result there's very little for me to do at the moment, and I will have to w*rk late to catch up...

That's annoying... Maybe you should go down to the lab with a whip and make them repair it faster.

I blame 2legs for the fact that my father told me he's spending half a million euros (at work, not privately) simply to make optimal growing conditions for mould. I blame 2legs even more for the fact that he's (presumably) really getting on his colleagues' nerves by wanting to use brass instead of stainless steel, "because it's not so shiny"

I blame 2legs for laundry, and for it still being winter

I blame 2legs for the fact that I have to tidy-up and can't be bothered really.

I blame 2legs that I really oughta put my bedding on to wash, but that I'm not doing it as I'm rather tempted to just crawl back into bed I also blame 2legs for the rolls I just ate with my soup being so

I blame 2legs for this news item:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/country_profiles/8494854.stm

I blame 2legs for the administrative mixup that means I'm already behind on the project I should be doing this term. It is not my fault, but the person whose fault it is (besides 2legs) is determined to act as if it were. Since I'm an undergraduate and he's a professor, there's nothing much I can do about that.

I blame 2legs for that* situation not being any differnt with supervisors even wehn* you're a graduand, graduate, or post-graduate
I furthermore blame 2legs for it still* not being summer, or spring, and for it being cold, my being hungry and the necessity to drink even* more* hot coffee than useual making me very edgy

I blame 2legs for

1) This dratted cold that came home with me from my visit with my cousin ,
2) The kitchen table and the coffee table in the living room being covered with my stuff,
3) Absolutely no idea what the heck I'm doing,

How do you think this makes me feel, 2legs???

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I've an apartment inspection tomorrow at 1 pm, and leave work at noon. It's 2legs' fault I'm on here, and not finishing straightening Grace's room, making and eating dinner, and tackling Faith's room. There's no way I have time to make either spotless, but still!

I blame 2legs for my annoying dream, in which I was part of some stupid conspiracy, and it was my job to pass a packet of explosives to someone at the opportune moment. Fortunately, I replaced it with a piece of cheesecake

Any particular flavour, or just generic baked cheesecake? (My favourite...)

I blame 2legs for the great, but often much forgotten great cheesecake conspiracy and for the cold and my needing to pack and get a shower and stuff

Just baked cheesecake. I could've altered the course of history by using poppyseed cake instead, but I ate that.

poppy seeds They're so damn expensive to buy here in the supermarket; I must remember to tell my friend to bring me a big tub of them (wholesale price as he's a baker and gets em cheap (mind I want to put them in bread, not* cakes )) I blame 2legs for my not being able to think about anything other than food for about a minute at a time