h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my polos running out!

I blame 2legs for having to work

I blame 2legs for for forgetting all my good CD's today

I blame 2legs for for my wages getting screwed up!

I blame 2legs for for ironing

I blame 2legs for the delay on my email, stopping me fron chatting to my friends!

I blame 2legs for the rain

I blame 2legs for the wind blowing my skirt up when i went for a fag!

I blame 2legs for everything!

I blame 2legs for hoovering, mopping and dusting.

I blame 2Legs for green
I blame 2Legs for wet grass
I Blame 2Legs for slipping on the wet grass

I blame 2legs for slipping on the wet grass often results in wet green stains on your arse. I blame 2legs for explodign frogs, todes and other amphebians.

I blmae 2legs for my laughing at BF!

I blame 2Legs for being the subject of ridicule

I blame 2legs because he hasn't told anyone why the toads are exploding.

Inflation

I blame 2Legs for not inserting me in my last attempt to blame him.
I can't draw a rainbow very well either. Must be 2Legs' fault.

I blame 2legs for having a cold.

Actually, I blame him for all the colds I have ever had. None of them were any fun.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for having to cook my own dinner and not having my own chef ,maid and butler,and not having a mansion or disposible income from the civil list

i blame 2legs for my exams that are starting in a couple of weeks and the fact that i have done NO W**K at all this year - in fact i blame all of you for that

You think youve got it bad 2legs has made it so that I have to invigilate exams 2nad a half hours of walking up and down looking at the backs of greasy be-dandruffed heads bent over exam papers at least you can get to sleep if you're bored me Ive got boredom and work

If I ever lay my paws on you 2legs they be renaming you two ragged bleeding stumps.

I would like to blame 2legs for the hail and thunder storm we just had

I blame 2legs because I couldn't find a postcard of the Saturn 5 rocket that sits outside of work.

I blame 2legs for the fact that febreze didn't work on the straps and that while baking soda and vinegar took out a lot of it, the smell's still there.

I also blame him for the fact that it rained while they were hanging outside to dry/air out further.

I blame 2legs for not reminding me what the Discovery Channel's Mythbusters mixed with baking soda to get rid of the odor of skunk spray that worked better than all the commercial products... it may have just been a detergent, but I can't remember and 2legs isn't telling me.

I blame 2legs for telepathically pointing me to the Mythbusters message boards where I found out that the mixture was baking soda, hydrogen peroxide, water and detergent.

They used a recipe approximately like this:
1 bottle hydrogen peroxide
1/2 bottle water
1/4 cup baking soda
1 teaspoon dog shampoo or liquid dishwashing detergent

I blame 2legs because the H202 would probably bleach any fabrics and should be tested on a spot where it won't be seen first.

I blame 2egs that I felt the need to search and find this:

Baking soda, hydrogen peroxide, and Dawn dish soap makes a better skunk-odor remover than over-the-counter solutions.

I also blame 2legs that childcare made me take so long to post that CZ already found his info