h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I haven't had a haircut for... Oh... about 7 inches now.

It's 2legs fault... he didn't cut it.

I've not had a hair cut since 1994 I think. I cut it myefl ever year or so.

I blame 2legs for the hair all over the floor in my house

I haven't hoovered in months. Definitely 2legs fault again.


(reallyreallyreallyneedtohoovertonight)

2legs, if you cut it yourself it's still a haircut (on account of the fact that you are cutting hair).

I blame 2legs for my being so bloody pedantic.

none disabled 2legs parking in disabled 2legs parking spaces

Yeh; but I don't give my hair a 'hair cut' in that* sense, I just 'cut' off an inch or two of the end of the p poney tail, if I went for a 'hair cut' they'd not do it that way its been since 1994 I've not ever been in a hairdressers and its been about a year since I las tcut my hair I blame 2legs for stuff.

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Took me a while to work that one out, the grammar's a bit shot. I blame 2legs for grammar.

I blame 2legs for my having lost my disabled blue parking badger thing.

I blame 2Legs for cars. Well, not cars, more the pollution they cause... 2Legs!!!

I don't have a car, can't drive, and will never have a car My family has never had a car I blame 2legs for my indesicion over if i shoudl get a shower or not and on what I should cook for dinner <headhurts.

Since this 2legs is to be blamed for all these things, does that mean his is the true creator of all those things?
Would that then mean that he would be all powerful and all knowing?

or is he just Author Dent in cognito?

'He's not the Messiear he's a very naughy boy' I blame 2legs for the fantastic Tai Chicken soup I cooked tonight and invented myself

The bus I caught this morning had something drastically wrong with the suspension. It was like travelling down the freeway on a bouncy-castle. Clearly, this was 2legs' doing.

I blame 2legs for making my heavenly weekend of awesomeness come to an end and having to come back to work today!

I blame 2legs for my not knowing where my nearest polling station is for the election thinggy tomorrow

I blame 2Legs for me not registering to vote soon enough. I feel like a right dim-wit now, 2Legs, why didn't you remind me?

I blame 2legs for my not knowing if I'm registered to vote or not. hang on: I've never* to my knowledge registered to vote, but have always* previously* just recieved voting card Its going to break all sense of sense I have tomorrow when/if I go to vote, as it'l inevitabably involve me voting for someone I don't want to be governing the country, I.E., any of them. no choice no choice cno choice.

I blame 2legs for the fire alarm we just had at work.

I also hold him entirely responsible for the non-existence of a delicacy which will henceforth be known as crumb bacon.

Ah, crumb bacon!

I really miss not having that. 2legs, you've got a lot to answer for, including (but bot limited to),

my bad spelling

my not finding any non existent crumb bacon

me missing the first episode of HHGG on BBC2 last night

me getting in just in time to see Barbarella after it

me thinking "ooo, pretty Barbarella (ot thoughts alomg those lines)" during Barbarella

me being at work today

me not finding a badger postcard to send to Lady Pennywhistle

me sending a postcard of where I live to Lady Pennywhistle instead

my constant self obsessedness