h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the price of an AK-47 being less than the price of a loaf of bread in Albania about 10 years ago.
It's all his fault.

I blame 2legs for my lack of willpower in resisting wine!!

I blame 2legs for the chosen ones.

Speaking of which, I blame 2legs because I'm not entirely sure what 'grannary' bread is.

Probably best not to ask - all those small brown crunchy bits - tain't never natural......

(like wholemeal bread, I think but with more rusk and husck and such like in the flour)

I blame 2legs for my eating lots of grannary bread but not being entirely sure of how it differns from wholemeal

I blame 2legs for Peter Kay guesting at the Queen concert last night

I blame 2legs for my being typically American preferring bleached, non-nutritious "white sandwich" bread to "whole wheat".

I blame 2legs however for my being very fond of sourdough.

I blame 2legs because, while I'm not a huge consumer of breads, I do like good fresh, french, italian and other such types.


But I really hate rye.

Speaking of which, I blame 2legs for how well my highschools marching band used to perform "Bohemian Rhapsody".

I like some rye bread, but not all versions, I generlaly eat wholemeal/wholegrain breds, cept of course thigns like pita and certain French breds, italian breads, Indian unleven breads etc. I blame 2legs for teh difficulty in getting good unleven bread round here

I blame 2legs for wine being the thing that REALLY makes me put on weight!

I blame 2legs for red wine being the only thing I've identified that cuases me migraines and I love red wine I like like I like well like and i like well innit.

There there - I've got a glass or I blame 2legs for the fact that I won''t sleep tonight and tomorrow I'll have put on 5 pounds!

I blame 2legs for my still consumming red wine depsite it causign migrain if I drink a bottle or more at a sitting

I blame 2legs for not marking this thread for me and I have had to wade through 3 pages to get here

I blame 2legs for the fact that the older I get the less I can drink and the worse the effects get....

I blame 2legs for the infrequency I seem to go out drinking nowdays, and the way that this hasn't effected my weight

I blame 2legs for the fact that staying in drinking is as fattening as going out drinking (more so, you miss the exercise of staggering from bar to bar!)

I blame 2legs for my not paritcularly liking drinking in, but loveing drinking out in pubs, but not getting on so well round here nowdays in terms of decent pubs

I blame 2legs for my favourtie local suddenly sprouting ginghamy curtains and cafe tables!