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I blame 2legs because it's a lovely Friday afternoon, but I don't leave work for another hour.


Geggs

I blane 2 legs for being tired when u are in bed

and you need a slash but can not move.

I have had no work to do all week. It is friday afternoon at 3.45.

Somebody just made up some work for me to do.

I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for the road sign I saw today, which consists of the non-specific "exclamation mark in a triangle" sign with another sign underneath which simply reads, "Badgers".

Sweeet

I blame 2legs for the oil tanker "Titan Uranus"... No kidding.

i blame 2legs for time!

it's too fast when your happy and too slow when your waiting for something!

2legs it's your fault now fix it!

I blame 2legs for my wanting to go out to a pub, the time meaning its hardly worth it, and me not knowing which pub is worth the effort of going to. I blame 2legs for to in that last sentence being a to where as It might possibley should perhaps be a too.

I blame 2legs for my now being totally confussed over too and to and which to use in the first bit I used it in above.

I blame 2legs for me having eaten too much again

I blame 2legs for my being bored.

I blame 2legs for the cordless phones I got that don't appear to be working and which look c**p now I've goteten then home and have found all the fatal design flaus in them.

I blame 2legs for flaus.

I blame 2legs for having to listen to 'Show Me The Way to Amarillo' again just because the two youngest grandaughters are staying the night although the eldest did want to listen to Rooster as well

I blame 2legs for putting this thread here and making me have to think what I blame him for..

... and I blame him for letting me get squiffy again!!

I blame 2legs for Spinal Tap.

I blame 2legs for making Pedro remind of the name of the pseudo group I have been trying to remember for 2 days!

I blame 2legs for my lack of sleep and the temperature of my squish (squash to everyone else).

I blame 2legs for me saying the right thing at the right time for once. Don't let it happen again 2legs

I also blame 2legs for the height of my crunchy nut (with chocolate! ) bar. it is only 1.5 cm high instead of their usual 2cm! this means that as its length has not been increased proportionaly, I have tess cruchy nut for my bar. this cannot be good.

I agree with Pedro.. and will you please ensure this never happens again.. I blame 2legs for this .. I really do!!

I blame 2legs for the sense of desolation, isolation, helplessness disaster, dispair, dismay, and horror as a consequence of the results of the UK election.

I blame 2legs for the current depressing situation in the Nation after the election!

I blame 2legs for the shortages of lard, alcohol and drugs in my house

I blame 2legs for my eyelids. no, I really do!

(err, lard? alcohol and drugs I can understand, but lard???)