h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my being so tired.

I blame 2legs for my clothes being dirty and having a number of stains on them.

I blame 2legs for the probable connections between the first two blames in this post. I blame 2legs for the phone clal I am about to get any moment now.

I blame 2legs for me wanting to make the phone call he is about to recieve, but not being able to.

I Blame 2legs for everything being so perfect but causing so many problems!

I blame 2legs for my breaker blowing yesterday whilst I was... get this... you'll never believe it.... No.. Really I was... I was HOOVERING!!!!

Then suddenly I was holding a vacuum cleaner in the dark.

I think the breaker blew because my vacuum was compleatly full (and the tv, lights and AC were all running as well on the same circuit).

It's 2legs fault.

I blame 2legs for this song that is playing, it is the most perfect song I know of, yet somhow it is missing something.

It's missing the Kazoo...

it's your fault.

I blame 2legs for the argument I had with Hannah yesterday, because if I blame him then it can't be my fault, obviously.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for my not being able to decide between going to bed or just staying up and getting a shwoer and stuff

I blame 2legs for not knowing that when choosing between bed and any other thing, the bed always wins.

Right, I'm off for a snooze!
Milla

I blame 2legs for windows.

I blame 2legs for walls.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for body hair in the rong places.

I blame 2Legs for me having had too many conversations about facial hair today.

I blame 2legs for the stains on my shirt.

He's a very very bad boy.

Good point, can't argue with that.

I blame 2legs for my still eating too much

I blame 2legs for my lips being all icky and dry.

I've a hardly used tub of vassaline intensitve lip care here if you want to borrow it? I blame 2legs for it being impossible to send lip balm as an Email attachmnet

yes, I blame you for that to! but thanks for the offer!

On Saturday morning last, I got up at the insanely early (for a weekend) hour of 7:00, showered dressed, and had my breakfast, in order to greet the gas man who was coming "between 0800 and 1200 (morning)" to do a safety inspection on my meter.

At 1201, I phoned the gas company to enquire about the non-arrival of the gas man. Turns out they'd booked it in for the wrong weekend. For this I blame...2legs.

Whilst being up an atom at this ungodly hour, I decided to ensure that all my computer protectionwas up to date. Accordingly, I visited Windows Update, and downloaded some new drivers for my modem.

Big mistake.

Huge.

These "new drivers" - or "ferociously effective viruses" as I call them - disabled my comp's internal modem to such an extent that I had to restore the comp's factory settings, and spend the best part of 2 days reloading all my computer's applications and files.

For this, I resoundingly blame Bill Gates...


















...and 2legs.

RF