h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2Legs for me burning my fingers on my steaming hot cup of , and having to type this twice as my internet connection is so bad

I blame 2legs for my indesicion.

i blame 2 legs for 49

I blame 2Legs for my lack of motivation, definition and creativity

i blame 2legs for the lack of naked chris eccleston photos online

i blame 2legs for 48

I blame 2legs for bricks not floating.

I blame 2Legs for Lightning not striking the office, thus not causing a fire, and me still being stuck here

I blame 2legs for the big pile of dirty dishes and pans I just had to wash up.

I blame 2legs for haivng made an arrnagement for this evening and then had it changed to tomororw night within and hour

i blame 2legs for 47!

I blame 2legs for loose women strong cars and fast coffee.

Some things being too far away and toher stuff being too close for comfort.

I blame him for this AND that.

Something and nothing.

The good the bad and the ugly.

Time and motion.

now and forever, the past and the future.

The fourth dimension and the fith of November, the sixth sense and seven years of bad luck, one over the eight falling like nine pins and working ten to the dozen.

I blame 2legs for the worry I feel as a result of not knowing weather my laundry is dry or not yet.

I blame 2legs for the tumble dryer being all the way thorugh the kitchen and into the utality room wher e ther eis no H2G2 access point

I blame 2legs for forgetting he has that smartphone thingy that would, in a pinch, give him access to h2g2 from the laundry room.

I blame 2legs for making me think of his laundry

I blame 2legs for my not yet having managed to get on to H2G2 using the smartbadgerphone.

I blame 2legs.. coz he has to be blamed for something!!

I blame 2legs for everything.

I blame 2legs for 1 + 1 Equalling 1.

I blame 2legs for my thinking it'd e easier to find the product manual for Faith's carseat online instead of trying to find it in the house, despite the fact that I didn't know the model number

I blame 2legs for such search being necessary due to me not knowing how to reassemble it after I had to take it all apart to clean it because Faith was very in it the other night.

I further blame him for my not being able to fully eradicate the smell yet