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I blame 2legs for there being inssufficient round these parts too of late

Its all gone vanilla, I blame 2legs

I also blame 2legs for my now having to rush to the pub and drink a lot of real ale, and potentially* some later.... maybe

I blame 2legs for vanilla in general and that fact it seems to be in such high proportions in life in particular!

I now have a craving for ice cream. That'll be 2legs' fault.

I blame 2legs for dropping a sock in a toilet recently, a Mc Donalds that looks like a funeral home, Mc Donalds in general, an American flag trying to slap me in the face, back to school sales , my dog rolling in something rancid and making her smell foul right after I gave her a bath, and capitalism.

I blame 2legs for my vacation being over and thus me having to go to w*rk tomorrow early morning.

Wot, on a Bank Holiday! (or are you not UK-based )

No Bank Holidays in the Far North until excessmas... Which of course is 2legs fault.

However, I just mailed my boss I wanted more vacation soon as a reply to a mail from him concerning more w*rk to do...

I'm considering working tommorrow to break up the bordum of the long bank holiday weekend.... a fact for which I blame 2legs
I blame 2legs for yet more vanilla people contacting me vanilla is alright.... but it can get tiresome after a while... a fact for which I also blame 2legs
I blame 2legs for the song I've just spent all day recording.... and the slightly dubious timing on the six pisacato violin sections, which are afterall just a little backing thing

Any kind of holiday would be nice - even a holiday from a holiday.

I think the real measure of how good your job is, is how many days you get off from it.

I have a terrible job

All 2legs Fault!

I blame 2legs that I laughed so hard at a muzzled dog stealing and trying to eat a hot dog.

I blame him for insomnia

I blame 2legs for the headache that is currently squatting between my eyebrows. It is also clearly 2legseseses fault that the headache is entirely caused by an excess of alcohol and a deficiencey of slepp and therefore will only be made worse by the amount of caffeine I am ingesting.
Damn you, 2legs!!!

I blame 2legs for bank holiday Monday's, Mondays in general and for the lack of fresh bread and tiredness and for too much coffee and the necessity to go tidy clean and tidy the spare room

I blame 2legs for me been at w*rk since before 8am, and still loads to to...

My destiny is to be a procrastinator!!!

me too I blame 2legs for procrastination.... the spare room in its now partial state of having been tidied but not yet being cleaned I blame 2legs for my procrastinating over getting on with it

I blame 2legs for my perky copulator ( I mean perolator) falling over when I was in the middle of cleaning it out. It spilled all over the work surface, which flowed onto Mrs BA's scarf, which she'd just that minute taken off. Much blame and mutual recrimination ensued

I blame 2legs for my colleagues extreme sexual frustration which he keeps talking about. Constantly. I'm not sure how 2legs was responsible for his gilfriend kicking him out but I really wish he'd butt out!!

i blame 2legs that i'm back in work after the extra day off. i blame 2legs for the shocking weather here today, and the fact that i'm contemplating finishing early and making up the hours on thursday!

i blame 2legs that it's sooooo quiet here today!

I blame 2legs for my not having an extra day off, becuase, as I only work three days a week I guess I can't then decide, 'ooo the bank holiday MOnday just happened to fall on a day I was goign to work'...
Iblame 2legsfor peoplewho don'tleave spacesbetween words