h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for confustication, tiredness and beef fajitas with refried beans , soured cream and guacamole . And cheese, of course!

and it's almost dinner time

2legs cook something for us all...or so help me i'll blame you for something...i'm not kidding i'll do it!

Want fajitas!
Oh, 2legs. Why did you let her say that??
Eh?

I blame 2legs for all the computer facilities in the college playing me up. Trying to get a Staff Parking permit. emailed 'Transoport Section' with details of my car. They replied that I need to fill in a form, to be found on a specific site within the Intranet. Filled it in but couldn't send directly as there wasn't a 'send button'. Had to copy and pasrte it into 'My Documents' and attachj this to an email.Recived reply that they needed a hard copy containbing nmy physical signature. Since then the internet/intranet and everything else just doesn't seem to work, or works sporadically. The 'form' comes up with a message asking 'Do you really want to open this document ass certain files can harm your 'puter'. BUT IT'S A COLLEGE FORM!!!!.
Then there isn'a a button to fget me out of this and actually let me open it

i blame 2legs for all computer problems past, present and future.

I blame 2legs for tiredness, and it nearly being breckfast/lunch time, and for bacon and eggs seeming like a reight fine move on the food front as regards the forfillment of breckfast/lunch requirements.

I blame 2legs For CX500 headphones, Variax 700 electric gutiars and Variax 705 bass guitars and for JCM900

I blame 2legs for really painful stiff necks and also for the lack of a big strong man to make it better!

yes!!! and maybe the big lugs would get past first base if they were more considerate that way too i mean this guy i like likes me too but is totally clueless and even though i twist my neck and grimace and all and all he doesnt offer to rub it for me maybe he doesnt like me afterall but he hugs me and gives me stuff feeds me and built me a desk and oh but he doesnt call me very often and he has girlfiends and oh i am so confused and oh i blame 2legs for all of this shame on you 2legs would you rub my neck please?!!

I blame 2legs for realising that a man she likes seems to like her vulnerable side...

And for being oddly compelled by this to reveal her softer side to him more often.

And for not knowing whether it's a good idea or not, because it's taken a long time to be as self-sufficient as she is.

I blame 2legs for the failure of the fairer sex to expose their softer sides to me

I blame 2legs that I'm once again discussing almost-seven-year-old plans with a third party

I blame 2legs that I am currently singing notes that are barely audible to humans.

i just blame 2legs, but i dont know what fore.

For which, I blame 2legs

i blame 2legs for paperwork, envelopes and stamps.
i blame 2legs for lost things
i blame 2legs for the fact that i (somehow) ended up looking at shiny laptops on the apple website!
i blame 2legs for lethergy and my being the wrong temperature
i blame 2legs for dundee and its distance from glasgow
i blame 2legs for butter popcorn smelling good and also the fact that i am not allowed it
i blame 2legs that i forgot about the smiley untill after i wrote that

I blame 2legs that the leathers I'm going to be listing on eBay for a friend won't fit in my flatrate boxes, so I can't take the easy way out on shipping charges

Well if you can do it so can I

I blame 2legs that if I try to get into any of my leathers scrub that , it's his fault I can't get into any of them by about 10 kilo

I blame 2legs that the shipping to Japan would probably be ridiculous for something as heavy as leathers Also for the unlikelihood that either of the men's jackets or chaps currently on my couch would be the right size anyway...

I blame 2legs for letting Amy spoil my bingo card on my space

It's 2legs fault that I didn't know about the and s