h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i blame 2legs for the social networking site that has crashed my puter 3 times in the last 12 hours, its a mac, theyre not supposed to crash, ever!!! its all your fault 2legs and the fault of b*bo

I blame 2legs for the regrettable tendancy of our Repairs department for sending stuff back not repaired.
I think he's distracting them!

I blame 2legs for it being disgustingly quiet on here today, PMT, and for me feeling like I want some proper unconditional attention in RL.

i blame 2legs for procrastination, form filling and hair dye.

I blame 2legs for polka dots, Global Technicolour t-shirts, ra ra and puffball skirts and also for top to toe denim.

Live THEM down, baby!

I blame 2legs for muffins, muffintops and Muffin the Mule.

Muffin the mule? Is there no end to the man's depravity?

I blame 2legs I'm jealous his level of depravity is so much greater than mine.

I also lay blame on him for my having just brought a Robbie Williams CD.

I blame 2legs too.

I blame 2legs that I forgot to blame him for other stuff in my last post of blame.

I blame 2legs for Yarg cheese, and being unable to resist the thought of what cheese wrapped in nettles will taste like.

I'll let you know, if I remember.

I blame 2legs that my Swizzles variery bag only has one (ONE!) Refresher lolly in. It's a swizzle alright.

I blame 2legs Robyn seems to need comforting, and I don't know her (and am on the other side of the country) to perv, no, letc, no, fondl, NO, errr, comfort, yes, that's the word I'm looking for, comfort, her!

noooooo....you fiend 2legs, how could you let a Robbie Williams CD be bought!

i've just been crunching some numbers and it's been 5 months since i've had 'actual physical contact' and about 3 weeks since i've even had a real solid non reciprical hug (apparently if i drop big words in i'll sound clever even if i can't spell, or if it makes no sense!)

I blame 2legs for my apparently having nothing to complain about but still feeling hard-done-by...

I blame 2legs for my new blog, Dingoblog! www.dingo42.wordpress.com
I also blame him that bbc won't let me post links!

I blame 2legs that all towel42 needs to do is leave the http:// on the url for it to be a link

I blame 2legs for boredom and frustration and the desperate quiet of hootoo in my hour of neeeeeed!

I blame 2legs for large bars of Cadbury's with Crunchie being on special offer

and for my apparent lack of will power. Obviously.

i blame 2legs for oven chips and por my inabilitly to spell whilst touch typing!

I blame 2legs for nobody doing my job during my vacation, and thus forcing me to w*rk exceedingly late almost every day this week.

I wanna go home!

I blame 2legs for Wotsits.

I'm sure there's more cheese stuck in my teeth tan what was in the bag.

Yarg cheese wrapped in nettles, is gorgeous I blame 2legs for the shop I used to buy it from not being there any more

I blame 2legs for my wanting to cuddle up to Robyn and stroke her hair, and my not being able too

I blame 2legs for a seeming lack of physical contact, hugging and cuddling
I blame 2legs for my not waking up until 4.30 today, and therefore my really not getting any work done or ringing the hospital to arrange the apointment, and not ringing the tiler, or the person about ten pin, or calling work, or getting anything at all done and for the lack of cheese in the house and bread and err most all everything and for my not knownign about the smiley> and for thomas the tank, the tweenies, bob th ebuilder and sessamy street

I blame 2legs for blinky eyes

And cuddle droughts, n'aawww