h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Baldness be my friend'

a razor would make quick work of the hair. You need two people, tho, one to hold the and the other to work the razor. I would suggest an electric one. Razor, not . although, electric generally don't have hair, nor do they leave it in your lair.

Shaving is not a good idea, for which 2legs is to blame. It takes one person for the razor and some 666 to hold .

Last time I had a shaved - a severely matted long haired rescue - it was done under general anesthesia. The poor darling woke up with short claws, partly bald and neutered. He still loves me though.

We had a sweet dear lovely , now departed, who had long hair, and in his later years, couldn't take the brushing needed to keep his coat nice and pretty. So we took him to the vet to get shaved. All but his head, tail and legs. He was pretty odd looking, but liked the coolness in the summer. He didn't mind being shaved, actually. But he was a pretty nice .

I blame 2legs for which likes to catch phones in it's liquid grasp and not let them go until it has soaked all life from them.

as long as you don't blame the coffee. Sweet, brown nectar of the gods.

I was cursing the damn coffee.

It's ok, it was only instant.

I blame all of the above on 2legs.

I blame 2legs for noisy vacuum cleaners waking , , and red from their naps.

i blame 2legs for the need to back away from this conversation very very slowly.

I blame 2legs that we can't have a in these apartments

I blame 2legs for my FAther, despite saying he'd never get another cat after the last one died a few months back, now finding a novel way of not getting a cat but getting a cat at the same time, and one that doesn't involve any boxes. He's kind of adopted two wild cats taht live nearby I blame 2legs for my having achieved vertually nothing all day

I'm now going to blame 2legs that I now need to start the drinking-lots-of-water part of the day, needed before a pre-natal ultrasound. At least this time around, there aren't any potholes on the way to the ultrasound machine!

I wish i had known to blame 2legs for my having had to go through that procedure, Amy, 17 yrs ago. My babies are turning 17 tomorrow..... and i totally blame 2legs for that, because it surely can't be my fault, i'm not that old.
(good luck, Amy, and if they tell you that it's ok to 'just pee a little bit' if you're uncomfortable, laugh in their faces, because there are just somethings you can't stop when they're started. Which, of course, I blame 2legs for)

I was able to stop when I had the ultrasound with PaperBaby

i was not, when i had my little mona and lisa, both in the womb at the same time.

I blame 2legs for his having had ultrasound about a decade or so ago, on his abdomin and it not being related to his being pregnant
I blame 2legs for garlic and mature chedder stuffed Portabelo mushrooms, roasted/baked potato wedges, wild Alascan salmon with caramalised onion and far far too much butter, and various peas/beans/carrots and yet I still feel hungry

i blame 2legs for the pool of saliva on my keyboard.. omg...that meal... i blame 2legs for me falling in love with his apparent culinary skills. (i say apparent, b/c i have no direct evidence of same.)

I once more blame 2legs for not being my houseboy

I had to mop my floors myself and only hot meatball sandwiches for dinner

I blame 2legs for speedbumps.

I blame 2legs for ham and pickle crusty rolls