h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for asking, in spite of previous experience telling me I really shouldn't.

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yea, the Who, lets rock oops sorry, got a bit carried away there... ya know... I blame 2legs for people being on their lunch break when they shoudl be talking to me and offering me a fantastic wage for a job I want

i blame 2 legs for History homework. and for ignoring the message i sent him 3 days ago! i blame 2legs for my stupid internet and for my friends computer being slow last night and me not being able to talk to her on msn. i blame 2legs for msn and for bebo.

thats better

I blame 2legs for turning the volume up and waking me up during my lunchtime snooze, sorry power nap.

Message? I blame 2legs for people not returning phone calls and the subsequent not being able to do much for fear of missing important phonecall

I blame 2legs for people who can't or won't swim in a straight line.
Don't they know that I'M in the pool?

I blame 2legs for nobody telling me how tit-shreddingly good Spooks is, how arse-clenchingly rivetting the last 10 minutes of series one are, and what a cop out the start of series two is.

I blame 2legs for ThatPrat wearing out the 'W', 'h', 'o', and '?' keys on his keyboard for no reason, since I'M NOT TELLING

yes message on your personal space. I left it there three days ago and haven't seen hide nor hair of it since! SORT IT!

I blame 2legs for being online 17 hours a day and not reading a simple message on his personal space!

From his prodigy too it makes me

I blame 2legs for counter-offers that might as well be refusals of offers. At least if it were a refusal, it'd be easier to move on!

(thinking out loud)

I blame 2legs for ... that might as well be !. At least if it were ! then it would be easier to -->

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I blame 2legs for !@#$%^&*()_+-={}[]:";'<>,.? and /

Oh, and for supernovas - damn those exploding stars!

But they're so pretty! Just dont try to gte a close up picture of one. If you're unlucky, it'll turn into a picure of inside one. If that does happen though, you can of course follow my lead in blaming 2legs for it.

I blame 2legs for housework laundry important phonecalls, the lack of food, the inability to do lunch without washing up two days worth of lodgers crap first, my consequent being hungry, and the possibility I may have a job, finally, and for them wanting me to work from home rather than in London or Barcelona

I blame 2legs for the large chunk of ginger biscuit that has just falen into my coffee while I was dunking it.

I blame 2legs for not buying some new dishes and a cupboard in his own room and then putting all of his lodgers dishes, rubbish and assorted mess into sacks and putting them in his room... Thus tidying the shared living space AND making a point while not having to go without dishes.

-I'm trying to get my b/friend to do this at the moment, he, too has ridculously untidy housemates. (having to move empty crisp packets and various bits of plastic packaging before being able to sit down in the living room is somewhat unforgiveable. I could understand it if it was a weekend morning after a party, but it was a weekday evening! selfish bleep>s)

I'd sooner kill myself than go back to havintg to keep everythign I own in my bedroom, had quite enough of that at University and I've only got the second biggest bedroom in the house to start with here WE've got seperate dishes etc anyhow. he finally washed it up, so I had breckfast at a bit after 4 PM. Pity I had to do the phone interview as it turned out to be more of less not long before I'd eaten whilst I was feeling quite light headed and sick from not eating. think it went well enough though (the interview talking on teh phone thing) I'm seroiusly considereding not bothering with the job though as it'd entail me working from home, and i hate being in this place so much day to day anyhow, though I guess if I had a job with money coming in I woudl be able to kick the lodger out and reclaime my house back again WJH? went to the shop and bought cigarettes, finally got the Email from the guy who interviewed me earlier

I blame 2legs for me getting this thread mixed up with the WJH thread ... again My brain still feels weird, I blame 2legs for that too

I blame 2legs for lack of lucrative, pee easy jobs for me and all my deserving friends!

I'd get boared and hate it if it was easy... I'd just like to be able to actually apply for some jobs without knowing befor ehand they'll just throw my CV and covering letter straight in the bin ... I blame 2legs for the waste of time and money which a 1:1 BSc and subsequent MSc turned out to be