h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my wondering if minichessemouse would still wonder what's wrong with the duck umbrella after looking at this http://flickr.com/photos/amy_paperlady/773665467/in/set-72157600755269960/ and learning that, not only am I a 33-year-old mom of the now-4-year-old owner, but work with kids from ages 7-12 at a school I admit that the umbrella is adorable (or else I wouldn't have gotten it in the first place) but it's definitely a child's umbrella (except that it's huge)! And I'm not that fond of yellow.

the umberella is briliant. it doesnt really matter what it looks lie as long as it keeps you dry. i have been looking for one of the frog ones that was popular a few yares back and cant find them anywhere! i blame 2 legs for the lack of frog umberelllas

i blame 2legs for the complete lavk of spelling at 2 in the morning even though its not 2 yet only ten past one .
i blame 2legs for my procrastination and for my inabiity yo touch type.

I blame 2legs that rain around here is usually quite windblown, making any umbrella useless I also blame him that I can't remember what room the hat was is before I packed for the move, so I don't know which box to look in...

i blame 2legs for horizontal drizzle.
i blame 2legs for my computer fan being noisy and for my CD drive ticking. i blame 2legs for microsoft and bill gates. i also blame 2legs for apple being rare and hard to get fixed when they break!

I blame 2legs for there only being one horny bloke in this flat.

I blame 2legs for their only being one horney bloke in this flat and for cheese racing.

cheese racing? i blame 2legs that i do not know what this is.

I blame 2legs for my not having an appropiate link to cheese racing to hand

i blame 2legs for that page already looking its best and for me not to be able to do anything to make it look better.

You've never seen coverage of the Stilton Derby? Brie racing at Ascot? The Parmesan Hurdles?

npoe although i am of the opinion that if you leave blue cheese for long enough it will leave of its own accord.

I blame 2legs for :
http://www.cheeseracing.org/

i blame 2legs for the fact that i will have to try that now.

I blame 2legs for me having so little Coca-Cola left that the next JD&C will be about 702% JD and 30% Coke.

702% JD? wish I had some booze in

i blame 2legs for the fact that i have been online for so long that my computer has gone from no battery to full battery to no battery again. i blame 2legs for thae fact that i now have to spend the bext seveb housr sleeping because ny brain is no linger funvtioning properley

I blame 2legs for me having recently posted possibly the funniest thing I've ever posted and it being on another site and really wouldn't make any sense elsewhere.

Hey ho.

I blame 2legs for this sudden urge to get a duck and use it as an umbrella.

I blame 2legs for and for the futility of housework in a house wehre only one person ever does any and the other person doesn't even try to not make a mess I blame 2legs for the continueing lack of food in the house and my needing to do something about this situeation