h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i blame 2legs for the fact that it is 11pm again and i am still on H2G2! i blame 2legs for disclosure forms and for paperwork in general. i blame 2 lelegs for the fact that one of my posters has fallen off the wall.
i blame 2legs for the fact that i cant go home to see my parents untill next weekend.

I blame 2legs for me not having anything to blame him for.You should be ashamed of yourself 2legs.

I blame 2legs for my being hungry, there not being much food in, and my already having had dinner I blame 2legs for how quiet it is on here... and the implication that everyone is out as its Friday night and they're having a good time fornicating drinking and being debauched

i blame 2legs for the lack of fornication and drinking in my immidiate vicinity. i blame 2legs for the fact that i have listened to every song the beatles released twice today! i blame 2 legs for how busy saturday mornings are in cities. i blame 2legs for the fact that the "ouch" moderators are STILL moderating my posts over therre! i blame 2ligs for the fact that my guide entry on the sock monster has had hardly any feedback yet despite me sending 2legs a message asking him to read it.

I blame 2legs for me wanting to read about the sock monster but being to lazy to look for it.

the sock monster is here
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(if this isnt a link i apopogise but i dont know how to make it one) i blame 2 legs for the fact that i dont know how to make this a link.

Apparently you do know.

i blame 2 legs for me not knowing that i knew how to make that a link!

Hes evil that 2legs aint he?

i blame 2legs for being evil.

I blame 2legs that I found that one address book that was missing, but not my rain hat or my little umbrella, and the only available umbrella being the one that looks like a duck.

theres nowt wrong with duck umbrellsa! i blame 2 legs for the fact that you think theres something wrong with duckm umberellas

I blame 2legs for ducks who have umbrellas

I blame 2legs for umbrellas that have ducks.

I blame 2legs for ducks who loose their umbrellas

i blame 2legs for ducks that dont need umberellas

I blame 2legs for umbrellas that lose their ducks.

i blame 2legs for ducks

i blame 2legs for umberellas

I blame 2legs for ducks that wear wellington boots and carry umbrellas and briefcases and wear panama hats