h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I knew you'd moan about that... I dont want anything too DULL (If I wanted to work on a producton line, I'd have applied for it)

I mean something well within means and flexible that allows one to not have to work one's arse off when one has a hangover/is having a bad day/wants to go home early to get ready for a date...

Challenging is fine, stressful is just life-shortening!

yeh... that sounds about right Well my first challange... to get the job... has already involved my rediscovering metadata, and now trying to grapple with metadata in the Dublin Core think I've just about got it now... to impress the potential employee with an 'example of technical writing', by my own hand... and to hopefully astound them by demonstrating I'm all of a sudden (since I talked to him) a person who's famulair with if not an expert quite, in Dublin core I blame 2legs for food.

I blame 2legs for waking up to evidences of power outages overnight, especially as it was the one time the laptop was plugged straight into an outlet instead of a surge protector I suppose the blame is mitigated somewhat by the fact that I have a separate, battery powered alarm clock and that the laptop seems to be fine.

I blame 2legs for "they that won't be named computer companies" not making/selling video graphics cards for your machine any longer, but are very willing to send you to the sales department However a little shop in the high street managed to fix in a different sort However they had to wipe the hard drive However Luckily I had sort of backed up all my photos, etc. However the machine then couldn't read any of them However they re-wrote my back up DVDs so they would work on the machine

All in all: a pain in the .... , but I think I'm back to 'normal'

I blame 2legs for the tv schedulers who have moved The Deadliest Catch so I missed it. I also blame 2legs for Edgar Hansen!

I blame 2legs for the shortage of black garments in the shops here.

I blame 2legs for the Welsh Assembly deciding that a course that used to be given 6 months (possibly a tad generous) to complete should now be done in 6 weeks (an absolutely ridiculous amount of time given that the students here are adult learners long out of fulltime education and some have literacy and numeracy difficulties).

I blame 2legs for sore muscles and gym class instructors with more chest than brain. He should be better off if he just could keep his big mouth shut and not reveal his total lack of thinking ability.

I blame 2legs for pointing out that you'll just have to find another use for the gym instructor's mouth then.

I blame 2legs just for the sake of it.

"I suppose the blame is mitigated somewhat by the fact that I have a separate, battery powered alarm clock and that the laptop seems to be fine."

I blame 2legs for getting undeserved mitigation. He doesn't deserve it you know, he really doesn't.

I blame 2legs for hangovers.
I blame 2legs for sore bits. I blame 2legs for hunger, and the need to write technically and coheriently and in amnd in a 'designed to impress' way very quickly whilst all of the other stuff is still there ~== I blame 2legs for my having no cigarettes

I've just got sunburnt!
Well not quite but my skin is tingling.

I blame 2legs for this PC suddenly getting very s l o w on the web ,erm> I blame 2legs for my effeciently and quickly knocking up the ten page document that i E-mailed off within the time I wanted to get it off by I blame 2legs for there not being sod all food in the house

I blame 2legs that I forgot to buy on the way home from work and it's Friday and therefore I must have !!

I blame 2legs for the thread about JulesK
on 'ask H2G2'

Whaaaat?

I blame 2legs for... cheap desks

i blame 2legs for there being none of the paint i need in the shop! i blame 2legs for starbucks being so expensive. i blame 2legs for my mums car needing rubbed down and repainted!

I blame 2legs for yesterday's team lunch turning into a team pub crawl and me having to go out and drink again tonight when I'm really not of a suitable physical state.

I blame 2legs for roymondos physical state, full stop I blame 2legs for the plate of cold chips I just found in the oven, that I vaguely now remember picking up on my way home alast night at 4 AM, which was my late dinner. I blame 2legs for the reheating of the afore metnioend chips probably being about the best bet for dinner tonight Maybe with some chicken (I've a lot of chicken to eat as I'm really really having to finally empty the freezer in order to fully defrost it I blame 2legs for the unusual monotmy of the food I'll be eating for the next couple of weeks until freezer is emptied and I can do another grocery shop