h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

don't leve me here on my own?! < I need you to protect me I blame 2legs for councils seemingly want to recycle most things, off one's doorstep , aasides glass for some reason

Aww, you are not alone. I shall provide Julio Iglesias, an empty cig packet, very empty wine bottle & Nicolas Sarkozy to keep you company.And a subtitled documentary on Diana conspiracy.

There, that's better isn't it?

zdt

no no no! please save me from the horror that is the eternal death throws of Di... she seems to have been taking so long to die its amazing... they keep dragging her back from the edge of dieing and ploughing through every little shred of unconsequential information, gossip, rumour and the gardners views of GM food to boot Did you say wine though? actually I might have a cigarette and go to bed... it is late... and stuff and I blame 2legs for that

I blame 2legs for the 'can't pack that until tomorrow,' 'ah, that's done--wait, what's this?' and 'OK, fine, a miscellaneous box and I can figure out what rooms things go in while unpacking' stages of packing.

I also blame him that we don't know anyone that could gift us with 2 or 3 hundred thousand so we could just buy a house outright (or have a 75% down, at least) instead of having our limit be just below a sensible, not-have-to-do-major-repairs house.

I blame 2legs for airlines who say it will take at least 24 hours to send an email confirming a booking.

I blame 2legs for Scrodinger's Corner Shop. Is it open? Is it closed? Can I get milk or will I be drinking black Earl Grey? Will there be bread or will I be eating a bacon salad instead of a bacon sandwich? Can I cash my lottery ticket (£10)?

Ooh, aren't bank holiday Monday's exciting!

I was just outside admiring my rosemerry bush before cutting a bit and perchance happened to look left a bit and what did I see 2legs dissapearing into a back door dressed in a very skimpy black with white spots on bit of almost nothing kind of stuff ,very scary cause they were twice as big as my wifes legs and I think they might have had andles on most everywhere

and I thought I was stoned,
gotta see it though. ::peeps over wall::
Nothing!
2legs' fault

I blame 2legs for two day old bread its his fault the bakery isn't open

I blame 2legs that I'm going to clean the appliances when I know for a fact that everything* is getting replaced during the renovation








*Everything but the walls and maybe the toilet, that being the only thing I haven't seen taken into the other apartments... Windows, lighting and heaters were already replaced a few months ago, so everything but walls, windows, heaters, lighting, and maybe the toilet... Siding and I think the roof were replaced at the same time, but we didn't have to move out for that (though it would've been nice to--rather noisy). So everything but the exterior stuff, windows, heaters, lighting, walls, and maybe the toilet...

I blame 2legs for making me forget to call the cleaner again. If I have left it too late to book her for next month I may have to slap 2legs legs.

I blame 2legs that the sun has gone away and it's overcast outside.

I blame 2legs for the new speakers I have

I blame 2legs for not telling me that the Llanffest
is happening next Saturday.

I blame 2legs for Tuna Turner.

...and typos. Still, I always thought thee was something fishy about that woman.

I don't know... there was soemthing quite good about that Tuna Turner.

song... you know the one?; Simply the fish.... all sounds a bit fishy to me I blame 2legs for home made beef stroganoff and rice marlboro red, piles of washing up and even more clutter in the studeo than before

I blame 2legs for . . .

inattention . . .

mine, or somebody's.

I blame 2legs for how quiet it has been on here this evening ...