h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for having more exciting shopping than me

I blame 2legs for some of the random presents from the grocery delivery looking rather like bars of choc

I blame 2legs for the fact that I don't have any

I blame 2legs for reminding me I have giant choc buttons!!!! *shares choc buttons out*

I blame 2legs for the half hour I just spent doing my lodgers weeks worth of washing up he'd been piling up by the sink and over the cooker hob at least I've space to cook tonight now I blame 2legs for fajitas

I blame 2legs for me wanting fajitas now. and also for annoying anti-washing-up housemates

I blame 2legs for some drunken ol' soak impersonating me last night and taking over my keyboard

I blame 2legs for the vast amount of onions I seem to have in the fridge I also blame 2legs for my thinking about it nearly being time to make fajitas

I blame 2 legs for only having 8 papers left

I blame 2legs for the gust of wind that blew the front door and the closet door together yesterday just as I was putting my hand on the edge of the front door to open it faster, making me think my finger was crushed for a few minutes, yet leaving not so much as a bruise today, making sympathy impossible to get

I blame 2legs for the big piece of chocolate brownie that has just fallen down my cleavage.

I blame 2legs that it is such a beautiful day here that so far I have done very little apart from washup and wipe the floor over.I've been up since 6am as well...

I blame 2Legs for my brother...

I blame 2legs for my lack of nice food... I'm so HUNGRY!

I blame 2legs that Robyn has no nice food..he should get himself over there with a picnic basket!

I blame 2legs for the smell I've been trying to find the source of for the last ten minutes...only to find it was the bin wagon outside emptying bins...was blaming the poor old cat

I blame 2Legs for me now smelling of salmon, and the student loans company seeming to have only 3 operators on the phone & internet...

I blame 2legs for warm sunny afternoons making me

I blame 2Legs for my house not overlooking the county ground where the 1day international (England v. India) is happening...and also all the parking restrictions this match has caused...

I blame 2legs for the last piece of my chocolate brownie
going down eloise's cleavage.