h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the small of bread

I blame 2legs for making me write small instead of smell in the first posting

I blame 2legs for the smell of toast with butter, fried bacon and eggs

I blame 2legs for all of the above. And more.

I blame 2Legs for rain...

Personally I would like to blame 2legs for:
paperwork
more paperwork
urgent requests for information
even more paperwork stopping the emails from being sorted
none of it being what I want to be doing (sleeping and chilling out. I'm really missing not having a proper holiday this year!)

I also blame him for fun, chocolate and all the fun things in life

I blame 2legs for the American remake of Max Headroom: 20 Minutes Into The Future. The original British version was way better.

I Blame 2Legs for inaccurate gossip...

I blame 2legs for making johnnyK intrigue me with his gossip... What was it? Which bit was innacurate? Ooooh!

I blame 2legs for the new shop opposite where I live, my having just visited it for the first time after it being open one week, and the mushrooms, fresh basil, parmazan, mantigo (cheese I can't spell), fresh pasta, artichoke hearts, and olive ciabatta bread (still warm), from which I must make dinner I further blame 2legs for my not purchasing choroso, salami, biltong, or any other fresh cooked meats, and for my ignoring the camentburt and other cheeses and for my overlooking the prudence of purchasing a pasta sauce

Dont you have tomatoes sir!? And some perfectly good pesto ingredients! Come on man! you know it's going to be delicious!

I blame 2legs for my not buying tomatos or olives

I also blame 2legs for notbuying the staples of life - tomatoes and meat!

dont care about the olives, cant stand em, that's why I threw em at ya

I blame 2legs that I don't know if he saw that I added something to the thread I have on his space a couple days ago

I also blame him for rain in August, especially yesterday when we had an outdoor booth! Though I suppose I could give him credit for the canopy we had

After popping over to his space, I now blame 2legs for the aforementioned post having disappeared! Not as in yikesed and hidden, but vanished without a trace. Now I have to try to retype it, as it was info I'd promised, and a suggestion.

I blame 2legs for unintelligible Magyar epithets hurled at me by my ballet master in 3/4 time!

I blame 2legs for me not knowing what Magyar epithets are and, after a quick Google, still being none the wiser.

Hungarian insults?

Sounds plausible to me.

I blame 2legs for inaccurate BBC weather forecasts.

Today, for example, the BBC Weather site had the "bright full sun" symbol for London. All day. I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that the BBC weather website people (person? gnome? ?) is/are/am locked away in a basement somewhere in BBCland.

Because, BoB knows, all they'd have to do otherwise is STICK THEIR DUCKING HEADS OUT THE WINDOW! then update the website accordingly.

But they don't. This is clearly 2legs' fault.

RF

I blame 2Legs for backache

I'm sorry but you can't blame the BBC. The weather should do what the BBC tells it to. The fact that the weather seems to think it is somehow more important than, and can ignore the rule of, the BBC is, of course, 2legs fault.

Damn, new post while I typed this.