h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the influx of old friends lately

I blame 2Legs for my financial situation forcing me to by Gold Leaf tobacco (it's foul - but on the other hand it's presuading me to give up a bit quicker)

I blame 2legs for the complete lack of people that want to go to the pub. It'd be a lovely night for sitting in a beer garden.

I blame 2Legs for Roymondo planting that idea in my head, and the aforementioned lack of finances to do it...

My financial situation ain't too hot either, for which I blame 2legs, but it's good enough for a pint or five. Alas, sitting in a beer garden on one's tod is a tad depressing.

Needless to say that is 2legs' fault, especially as 2legs knows exactly how far away the pub is (you can get there and back before the landing light turns off.)

I blame 2Legs for Cricket

I blame 2legs for not living closer to Roymondo, as I'd rather fancy a pint or so myself this evening but I fear the travel distance/time/expense would negate it working I also blame 2legs for my PC problems today which mean I've not been able to do anything on the PC since early yesterday evenign

I blame 2Legs for my spending the whole of this evening in front of my 'puter, and for the resulting numb gluteus maximus...

I blame 2 legs for me feeling generally murderous in intent. Or even in a hostel. or a cave.

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I blame 2 legs for my urtinthis morning evening or whenever

Think I' m gonna stay drunk for the weekend OK?

If in doubt....er, yeah, stay drunk.

zdt

I blame 2Legs for early morning television...

That's why we have YouTube and BitTorrent.

...no I don't (well BitTorrent anyway...)...for which I blame 2Legs for...

I don't have a leg to stand on, all 2Legs' fault.

I blame 2legs for bittorent, bitcommet and utorrent, and the like, and for a couple of days and 40 GB of my harddrive disappearing

I blame 2legs for the above and the incredible slowness uTorrent inflicts on my browsing.

And for it being a really nice day outside but not knowing anyone to go out there and use it with.

I blame 2Legs for cunning bribery to motivate me to complete an OU course...

I also blame 2Legs for the ample assests involved in said bribery ...