h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for people who wear Baseball cap with the peak sideways.ITS NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!

I blame 2legs for people who waer baseball caps full stop, unless they're playing bassball or have another acceptable reason for wearing it
I blame 2legs for people who wear 'shades' inside, or outside when the weather does not call for it I blame 2legs for shouty chav idiots who walk down my street and can only conduct what I shall loosely call a 'conversation' when it involves shouting to another chav down the street. I blame 2legs for People who think they are doing anything other than behaving like an idiot when they put a soudnsystem in their car which is more expensive than the car itself

Iblame 2legs for chavs who shout to each other wen standing right next to each other.
I blame 2legs for people who lay opera music out of their sound-systems that cost more than there car.

I blame 2legs for palces were chavs hang out i.e shop fronts, mcdonalds etc

I blame 2legs for anything associated with chavs.

I blame 2legs for the seemingly unexaustable supply of chavs and chavettes walkding down my road today i blame 2legs for the idiot in the car who I think crashed up the street a while ago (he was speeding and drove off pretty sharpish) I blame 2legs for the kids playing football too close to a parked car with a very sensative car alarm, despite there being plenty enough wide open spaces round here to play which you'd think would be better than them playing in the middle of a main road I blame 2legs for chicken singapore noodles

I blame 2legs for my having to look up what a chav is.

and chavette.

and also that I ever forgot such a great word as sockdolager.

I received one once on the beezer. I blame 2legs.

I feel it only fair that I pop this link here: http://www.worldwidewords.org/index.htm as it's where I came across 'sockdolager'. I wish I had that sort of word floating around my head as a matter of course but, alas, I don't. 2legs' fault, 'natch.

I blame 2legs for the restricted internet access at work which means I have to wait till I get home to find out what sockdolager means.

I also blame 2legs for the fact I've twisted my ankle 3 times this morning.
What's that all about?

I blame 2legs for the latest Windows update that makes this computer
hang for ages before shutting down.

I blame 2legs for the muscle on the right side of my neck being so tight it's making me feel nauseated--the least he could do is make the rub relax it all the way, the ibuprofen kick in, or let me know what I did to myself

I blame 2legs for my morning blame 2legs posting not showing up

I also blame 2legs for my worsening cold, runny nose and sore throat. He'd better be here making me toddy.

I balme 2legs for the fact that most teenagers are stupid when in groups. On their own they don't cause any trouble).

In reviewing the various fields, art, science, etc. I think 2legs is most to blame for history - all of it.

Yes. I blame 2legs for history. And the future.

I blame 2legs for cat regurgitation

I blame 2legs for the mental picture that leaves me with.

I blme 2legs for txt spk.

I blame 2Legs for fluoxetine's side effects and the fact I have them to look forward too...

prozak?