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docsharp Posted Feb 21, 2009
Yes Warner, I heard that too about him trying to fool people into following him. Since a very long time ago we have had people running around in this country and others saying "the end is nigh", would it be too much to assume that reincarnation is real and that Jesus has been back many times, and each time started to pass judgment and decided you know this place is ticking over just fine as it is all things considered ( oh and to consider everything he'd have to have a super-conscious), I think I'll leave it a bit?
I can see the locusts with the faces of men, how about you?
What do you think the blood of Christ refers to?
Think about the deeper meanings of those things that you say, there were more signs on the last list I was shown.
Least ways I know that I will survive world war however many it is now, and so what if there are rivers of blood if that refers to blood in the Allegorical sense it is actually a good thing. Cheer up and stop being a harbinger of doom.
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Feb 21, 2009
Warner
i still don't know about this soul i am supposed to have
how can it be saved by your god if you can't or won't teach me??
do you not love me, do you want to see me burn in hell,
help me warner, i don't understand????????
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warner - a new era of cooperation Posted Feb 21, 2009
HonestIago
It is plain to see, that you're only fooling yourself and those that wish to humour you. I do have a mental illness, yes. But however sick I am or become or am driven to, I will cling to the reality that Almighty God is the One of the Bible and Qur'an. And what's more death is sweeter than honey.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Feb 21, 2009
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HonestIago Posted Feb 21, 2009
>>But however sick I am or become or am driven to, I will cling to the reality that Almighty God is the One of the Bible and Qur'an.<<
My mum's an alcoholic, she still clings to the vodka bottle. It's fairly common for people with such illnesses to refuse to let go of the manifestations of their sickness.
I've thought long and hard about whether, in the face of your illness to just leave you be, but the truth is what you're saying is *so* offensive that it simply has to be challenged regardless of who espouses it and what their mental state is. If a child expressed the same opinions as you, I'd explain to them why what they were saying was wrong.
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warner - a new era of cooperation Posted Feb 21, 2009
>>Your last sentiment concerns me deeply.<<
Well, I hope that that isn't supposed to be a personal remark.
See here >> F16034?thread=6311115&post=76253276#p76253276
And the early Christians had an identical attitude. No coincidence, I can assure you!
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docsharp Posted Feb 21, 2009
Sal am Warner pal,
Death is not sweater than honey, there must be people around you that care about you, the God of the Bible would definitely not want you saying things like that. It's frightening, Your life belongs to God, don't go telling people they can just throw it away, he wants us all to learn, some do so faster than others, if you do something rash, you will only be faced with the problems you had before they let you into paradise.
People in this country have been being told that it is nearly the end for time immemorial, when I first got sick I became very interested in the Qu'ran and the Bible, but work commitments and my wife prevented me doing what I wanted. You can help people with your knowledge don't throw it away please.
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Alfster Posted Feb 21, 2009
Would it be better if we agreed to ignore warner since there hasn't been any debate with him for weeks.
It seems fairly obvious that he needs 'professional' help and us stoking him up isn't helping.
Comments from some people require confronting whereas warners aren't.
It is quite obvious that he takes in nothing that we say and he does not debate therefore it is pointless giving him the oxygen required to continue posting.
docsharp at least does question and appears to listen and all kudos to him for that.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Feb 21, 2009
I don't know how else to express it Warner. Yes it is a personal remark.
Your talking about dying like it's something to be welcomed.
I find that a matter for concern.
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I really was going to bed earlier, but l came back on to see what the hubbub was and the madness still hasn't diminished, if anything it's increased.
3dots, that sounds like a remarkably good idea.
Doc, I will provide your that reply sicne as Dots says, there's some talking to you.
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HonestIago Posted Feb 21, 2009
3Dots, you're right. However, I'm still gonna challenge him when he posts anything homophobic or advocates child abuse.
Apart from that, I'll leave him alone.
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Feb 22, 2009
warner
forget it
if i have no soul i can sell it for worldly pleasure and wealth and come out of the deal ahead.
bye
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warner - a new era of cooperation Posted Feb 22, 2009
>>It seems fairly obvious that he needs 'professional' help<<
I don't need any help from anyone, in the way you're describing 3Dots.
God is sufficient for me, and I put my trust in him COMPLETELY.
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warner - a new era of cooperation Posted Feb 22, 2009
>>Your talking about dying like it's something to be welcomed.<<
Oh yes, it is! Why should we be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it. Or is there?
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warner - a new era of cooperation Posted Feb 22, 2009
docsharp
Wa'alaikumsalam wa rahmatullah,
>>Your life belongs to God, don't go telling people they can just throw it away<<
You're absolutely right. Our lives DO belong to God, and I'm not trying to encourage anybody to end them prematurely.
If you are being tortured and oppressed, there's only so much you can take before defending yourself. In which case it doesn't really matter whether the odds are against you. You have to die, and better to die defending your family and country.
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docsharp Posted Feb 22, 2009
Warner, as you don't sound like your going to do anything daft phew!
Something you might have missed about Hitler, he was big buddies with the Catholic Church at the start, but at some point he turned on them and actually killed a lot of priests as well as the Jews, he killed around 3 million Jews and 3.5 million Christians, O.K. you can contest the numbers 'cause they are only hear say, however what I did see on news real he proclaimed himself to be God, and his storm troopers had on their belt buckles the inscription which meant "God is with us". I have heard no stories from any Muslim source saying that he could not have been the anti-Christ you speak of. Apart from the rhetoric you might expect from his former allies the former Ottoman empire.
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winternights Posted Feb 22, 2009
I see you bible bashing bunch are still at it, I might chip in as usual, not that I would welcome reading the back log.
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warner - a new era of cooperation Posted Feb 22, 2009
>>Apart from the rhetoric you might expect from his former allies the former Ottoman empire.<<
Mmm, I was just saying to Clive the other day about Empires and their rise and fall.
If a nation "backs" the unrighteous, what do you think might happen to it eventually? (It's a rhetorical question)
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warner - a new era of cooperation Posted Feb 22, 2009
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docsharp Posted Feb 22, 2009
Sorry to answer a rhetorical question but the way it works is we send in the SAS, that's the Saturday and Sunday mob as Mhadi's to try to ascertain the hearts and minds of the people rather than the leaders.
Now is the time to start thinking military style. Don't go threatening that they'd just get snotted 'cause you'll just get mocked. 'cmon we're learning now!
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