h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bugger this for a game of soldiers. I'm going to go get an early night. Have a sweet night everybody.


Doc, I'll owe you that reply about consciousness.

No worries Clive. Have a good night

Warner,
You have pretty much ignored my post 3192, the story of Mordecai, Ester and Xerxes, perhaps you know the point and realize that it blasts your ideas to hell.

The Story in a nutshell,

Mordecai a Jew and Esther's guardian hears of a plot to kill the Persian King Xerxes, so he tells Queen Esther, so the plot is foiled, the king is saved and Mordecai praised.
The next bit Haman is a ruler of a province of Persia and is a bit pissed off when Mordecai will not bow down to him, so much so that he dupes the king into passing stupid Laws that would allow him to kill the Jews, Esther finds out about this and tells king Xerxes that her people are about to be killed by Haman, this would include Mordecai, the king is a bit fed up and has Haman hung.

A similar story is presented with Darius being duped into stupid rules and being bound by them into putting Daniel into the lions den
duped by stupid men that insisted on stupid laws that the king was powerless to change.

Surely you get what I am saying, by trying to enforce your stupid laws you are preventing the king of the "jews" from acting in accordance with his own will.

This parallel doesn't need to be made but there are rumours that the British people include those from the bloodline of the tribe of Dan, so Jews, a long long time ago, that long ago it doesn't matter unless you have that Jewish bit still in your genes. But Religion aside.

The British people have saved the life of the king of these lands and I think that he'd be a bit pissed off with you and your religious muck.

Peace to those who live according to scripture but we will scare them half to death. Or at least try to.

The Beast (Dajjal) will attempt to misguide humanity into worshiping him and will perform miracles. He will say that he is God and created everything. The people that doubt their religion will follow him and people that have faith will not.

In fact, the Beast will be the biggest follower of satan that's ever been on earth (much worse than Hitler etc.).

I don't know about other people, but I CERTAINLY don't want to be duped into following evil. People who are atheists will easily be duped.

'Deny! Deny!! Deny!!!'



always happy to deny that fantasy is reality.

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>>People who are atheists will easily be duped.<<

We are atheist precisely because we're practiced in the ancient arts of skepticism.

HonestIago
Oh, you are so wrong! The proof of the pudding is in the eating. I was only saying earlier today, "How many times have I heard that?".
I was answering to "Show me the proof that God exists, and I will follow".

So there you have it. And of course, along with "his" miracles, he will invite people to follow JUST what their desires fancy and lead them into destruction.

Just to throw a spanner into the works of this thread:


'Christians believe 'Christ' literally is the Light. In modern physics, the photon is the smallest packet of light. It has both wave and particle properties. Gnostics refer to Christ as the Divine Spark or the Divine Particle. What does this mean?

Modern science is well on the way to building the most sophisticated machine ever built - the massive particle accelerator at CERN, near Geneva, Switzerland - to discover the secrets of 'the God Particle'. Some physicists dismiss 'the God Particle' as just an annoying phrase coined partly to encourage Ronald Reagan and George Bush Senior into funding the Superconducting Super Collider in Texas because of their religious tendencies.

Others think it captures the true essence of the search. It may not be too far-fetched to say that the search for the God Particle is a religious quest disguised as science. There's certainly enough hyperbole and religious and mythological allegory attached to this project to make one wonder.

Because Christians think Christ as God, we can substitute the term 'Christ Particle' for 'God Particle'.

If Christ is a particle does that mean the Spear of Destiny is a particle accelerator that makes (identifies?) or manufactures this particle? Do we really need a multi-billion dollar science lab to make the Christ Particle? Or, do we simply need to learn how to use our body's ability to connect with this higher vibrational energy?'

http://www.williamhenry.net/spear.html




Yep. I'll be easily duped.

warner


This has to be the ultimate QOTD.

warner: you need professional help.

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>>believe in imaginary beings<<
You're all having a good laugh now. Perhaps if you'd lived through the war with Hitler, you wouldn't find it so amusing.

Was Hitler imaginary?
He must have thought he was God. The master race bla bla bla. Well that's nothing to this time round. You mark my words, it WILL happen, and the time is getting closer and closer.

>>You are aware that that post makes no sense, aren't you?<<
What don't you understand?

It doesn't make sense to me, either.

But that's no surprise, I guess.

>>Mark my words? ' your all laughing now. -you'll see<<

Warner why you have descended to play the part of pantomime villain in a Scooby Doo episode?


(And I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those damn kids!)

>>You're all having a good laugh now<<

Yes. At your expense. I know I shouldn't be amused or offended by the delusional ravings of the mentally disturbed, but in your case I'll make an exception.

>>Perhaps if you'd lived through the war with Hitler, you wouldn't find it so amusing.<<

Whereas the murder of hundreds of thousands of homosexuals would have amused you no end. The irony of you referencing Hitler when you yourself seem to support some of his policies is rather delicious.

>>He must have thought he was God. The master race bla bla bla. Well that's nothing to this time round.<<

So your God is worse than Hitler. Nice.

>>You mark my words, it WILL happen, and the time is getting closer and closer.<<

When?

>>What don't you understand?<<

It's not that I don't understand what the words mean. It's the fact that you seem to be replying to a post neither I, nor anyone else, made.

In the context of the thread, your words are gibberish. That's not opinion, it's objective fact, observable by everyone who isn't you. I ask again, in all sincerity, are you aware that your post made no sense?

>>why you have descended to play the part of pantomime villain<<
Simply this. We haven't got all the time in the world. If I didn't care about others, then I wouldn't bother trying to get people to understand anything. I'd keep it to myself, and just "cash in".

post 3237 lies!

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