h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, and 49.


~jwf~

Look it's the old adage that middle age is always 10 years older than you are.

So when I get my State pension at 62 I'll be middle aged.


Incog.

I am 27 years old (till November anyhow), and a part time H2G2 addict, full time lay about, full time job seeker, and tempory nutter, which I guess means my occupation is 'living on the frindges of society

....a part time H2G2 addict...

Pheloxi! You little fibber!

You are a full time H2G2 Addict!

48, full-time hootoo addict, part-time job seeker, part-time volunteer ...oh & part-time "trying-to-hang-on-to-as-much-sanity-as-possible-er".

to be honest I even dream hootooism

Dreaming of H2G2 is, we discovered actually quite common amongst some of the users

Not dreaming of hootoo yet, but dreaming in English now

Is there any violation of copyright if I happen to have smileys in my dreams now?

Average age dropped just under 1 year, from 38.1 to

37.8975916666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667

the percentage of employed has been diluted to 66.39670214% from 68.5%

The unemployed have risen to 31.807142857%

full time mom now composes: .925%
retired is now: .925%
on Maternity leave now: .925% (please let us know when you get back to work.)

just to respond to someone who said that they dont want to see the days when people work at 14 and 16... me and many of my friends began at 14... and still working.

I doubt its illegal to dream of smilies. I'm starting to *think* in smilies, and use BTW and LOL in verbbal conversation... need to get back to school. At least this math is keeping my brain awake.

>> Average age dropped...<<

Did you figger in all those dead people?
I just gave their ages because their names aren't important for the purposes of statistical analysis. ("I am not a number!")

They'd all have to be classed as unemployed too.

Hey, if anyone took offense or thought I was being moribund please understand I was just responding to Wand'rin Star's comment about me 'enlivening' threads. I always get contrary around teachers and I never could handle a compliment. So I was trying to prove I could 'deaden' a thread just as quickly.

In some quarters I am known as Capt. Threadkiller.
I have the last post in over 3000 conversations.

Carry on.


~jwf~

I cannot let that happen 3001 times if I can help it!
Allow me ~jwf~
*bows in his honorable presence*


I have brought death to threads, after all I am nearly a senior citizen

If you must continue ....just kick me aside like an old shoe!
*said with a dramatic flair*

30.42 years according to my drivers license. One test on the Internet said I was mentally 16 so maybe I'm 23.21 years old. Also employed.

forgive me asking, but does unemployed include's fulltime student without a job...or those still in high school...(remember me to find out how the british school system works

22, university student.

Atom boy: a full time student can still be working part time. part time counts as employed. Someone in high school who tutors or babysits or mows lawns, (assuming its a steady job on a steady basis for steady people,) is also employed. By employed I mean anyone who has a job.

Example: I'm a student. I work part time during the year. I work full time during the summer. I put myself under employed.

You are??... But I thought you said

Well I did that last year but had to give up this year due too finals!

Age: 20.5
Occupation: Bookstore clerk
Social Security Number: none of your business.