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The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 7, 2004
That's depressing.
I mean, "Always look on the bright side" and "Galaxy song" are also depressing, but they make you feel optimistic about the pointlessness of existance.
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
Wulfric Posted Apr 7, 2004
I'd have
"Only Visiting"
on my headstone I think.
or perhaps, "Please form an orderly queue".
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
Wulfric Posted Apr 7, 2004
On reflection I think I'd prefer the following:
"I see you have the same trouble with trousers as I do".
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Apr 7, 2004
Gadarene, re:- post 86. How can you be buried at sa? Surely the Grave-diggers would drown?
Here I lie, Cold as ice,
Lived life well, but left in a trice,
Cbz of a roll of Life's loaded Dice.
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 7, 2004
Perhaps I'd have a computer screen saying "Revival: 42% completed. To stop the operation press CANCEL".
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
DonQuixotic Posted Apr 26, 2004
"I told you I was sick!"
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Apr 26, 2004
"I didn't do it"
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
You can call me TC Posted Apr 26, 2004
"File deleted" or better still
"Are you sure you want to delete this file?"
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 Posted Apr 26, 2004
I want an arrow to the next grave along (regardless of who that is, and the legend:
"I'm With Stupid"
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Apr 26, 2004
"Somebody spiked the punch"
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
Zak T Duck Posted Apr 26, 2004
Sorry, who was this guy again?
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 Posted Apr 26, 2004
daSilva!
I think there are probably a number of T-shirt slogans that would translate nicely to headstones, likewise bumper stickers.
"Hey! You! Off my Planet"
"What is your major malfuction?"
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
Zak T Duck Posted Apr 26, 2004
Syntax error
CRC error
Divide by zero
or there's that classic Mac error message: "An error occurred because an error occurred"
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The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
- 101: serenity (Apr 7, 2004)
- 102: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 7, 2004)
- 103: Wulfric (Apr 7, 2004)
- 104: Wulfric (Apr 7, 2004)
- 105: Crunchy Frog (Apr 7, 2004)
- 106: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Apr 7, 2004)
- 107: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 7, 2004)
- 108: DonQuixotic (Apr 26, 2004)
- 109: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Apr 26, 2004)
- 110: You can call me TC (Apr 26, 2004)
- 111: Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 (Apr 26, 2004)
- 112: Loup Dargent (Apr 26, 2004)
- 113: dasilva (Apr 26, 2004)
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- 118: Zak T Duck (Apr 26, 2004)
- 119: Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 (Apr 26, 2004)
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