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In the jelly baby dbate, do you think there's more jelly on a boy jelly baby or a girl? Why is the back flat? Does the colour matter?

I was in half a mind to get involved in such a debat as this, which I imagine will very soon become one of the more controversial convo's on 'ask'.... I always bite the head off, and don't think the colour matters too much...

Do you think, then, the head in more importantly ate first compared to the feet?
What of the chocolate ones?

Hmm, don't go much on the choc ones, they just ain't quite right... Like a 'large brewery' beer isn't the same as a small brewery real ale... Feet as compairs the head... I think the head is best...

Do you enjoy licking them all over first? before devouring the head?

or do you swallow them all in one go?

I think I can see where this is headed.

Do you give them a suck first?

*is innocently unaware of where it is going I don't tend to lick them first, just go straight in and bite off the head

Shove them in, usually bite them in two, but not in any particular way, just which ever way they go in. I didn't eve nknow there was a difference between girls and boys, and I dont think colour is not important.

One time my mum made me a beach birthday cake and put jelly babies on it. She had to cut some in half to make them swim in the water. Needless to say they were picked off and eaten instead of eating the cake.

hmmm, "dont think colour is not important" I'm getting worse, no wonder I failed english.

Just take it to mean I dont have a preference in the colour of my jely babies.

do you all still eat jelly babies why?

I havent had any in a while.

well make sure they are on your next shopping list

I tend tp bite them in half or remove limbs and then suck what is left. The colours do make a difference, the red ones are by far the nicest. They have a flat back so you can line them up and torture them by making them wonder who you are going to devour next

am i right do you get flower or some substance on them?

I think it's caster sugar rather than flower but yeah

anyway i prefer them coke bottles the big coke bottles even better

How very phallic...

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Has it occured to the cake eater that they may not have been cut in half, but perhaps a shark ate the bottom half? If they were on the beach part, then perhaps they were sinking into quicksand, and by plucking them out you tore them in half and let the bottom half sink?

Waaay to complicated, I just ate them.... mmmmmmmm