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Aww puppet

Glad I could make you smile at least !

you certainly did that
ok, well if you want I'll say you're evil

*stamps foot and sulks*

I AM evil !


Why doesn't anyone believe me ??

when you posted that all the lights went out and half the computer screens exploded over here
(cue music from the Omen)

Are you serious ??

I mean...yeah...see...I told you !!

but now you've proved your supernatural powers what are you going to use them for

I mean, evil obviously, but anything specific in mind

That's so cool

I wish I could blow up my own computer, then I wouldn't have ot work !

(of course, I wouldn't be able to play on hootoo either......)

of course' that was your first ish act, blowing up half the computers in this place but not mine
must explain why i actually had to answer several calls 1 after the other at this time in the morning

*giddy with power*

Well, just remember that, as long as you remain loyal to me, your computer will remain un blownup, your light unexploded and your phone un shortedout !

yes, oh mistress of the darkness

That's right, oh my dear sweet plebian child...

...just accept my power, fear and worship me, and all will be well...

(was anyone hurt?)

Tanzen and Blackberry Cat! Thanks for cracking me up: your double act on here and the w**nking thread are making me laugh and starting my day off by laughing, (it's 08:00 here in the Gulf). Now don't go exploding too many computers or decimating power grids, that would stop the fun.

Have a great day/evening wherever/whenever.

Cheers to you both, Lapis

Howdy Lapis !

Glad you're entertained, if it's not painfully obvious, Blackberry Cat and I are ridiculously bored !

glad to have been of service lapis
in fact this sort of thing is all too common of us
whats surprising is we actually stayed on topic for once on the w*****g thread

(but that's just because I like to talk about w**king...even if I don't do it that often )

serves Terri right for starting the thread up again, loads of blog to wade through (perhaps not the best choice of words) already

Ladies and germans, welcome to the T&B show, spanning the lobe (or is that globe? take your pick), from west to east, north to south and newbie Lapis in the middle (middle east). Today on our special show we have some wonderful new features, but first, a word from our stars!
Take it away, T&B! (Cue fanfare).

*curtsies sheepishly*

All I'd like to say is...never underestimate an Aussie with too much time on her hands

truly international now
3 people, 3 continents

and to think me and Tanzen are getting paid for this

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