h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have vinyl at my folks' house, but I don't know how much of it I would actually want any more...

(except my Roy Orbison and Travelling Wilbury's records, I definitely want them back !)

I'm slowly replacing the vinyl I still like but some stuff you can't get hold of easily anymore
I've a couple of Martha and the Muffin LPs but all I could get on CD was a Greatest Hits collection

I've been looking all over for Roy Orbison's "Mystery Girl" and the Travelling Wilbury's first album on cd but to no avail !!

you'll have to wait until it becomes again

I don't know if I have that kind of time!!

then its beg, borrow or steal

But that's already my working life, social life and love life, does it jhave to be part of my music as well now??

either that or find one of those internet exchange things when people make their music collections on hard disc available to each other but you'd need good anti-virus software to do that

I couldn;'t do it unless I got the 'net at home...and the last thing I need is another reason why I never need to leave the house...

when I get the net at home my total withdrawal from RL should be effected
well at least for a week or so until I get bored and decide I've been

No, I have a feeling that the only thing that would get me out of the house would be my lust !

yes virtual just isn't the same is it

Not at all !

I was actually seeing someone a while ago who I was trying convince that I'm evil...he said there was no way anyone in the world would ever be scared of me...

...then one day we were watching telly and he grabbed my ...I looked him right in the eye and said "Put it down! It's mine!!!"

...the look of absolute fear in his eyes....

The moral of the story is...never come between a tanzen and her beer!

still not convinced you're evil
there are some things that just shouldn't be done

No one believes that I'm evil until they cross me....and after that they're always so ridculously well behaved.......

i'm such you're a stickler for correct behaviour Tanzen

I was walking down the street the other night with my little brother and he was dawdling...so I said "come on, keep up, you dizzy b*tch!"

(I would never say it in a mean way...he's pure sunlight and he knows it)

...some guy on the street looked a little shocked and said "That's a bit harsh!" to which I looked him right in the eye and replied "Yes. But it's the only way he'll learn!!"

We walked across the road, pi$$ing ourselves laughing...but it's the truth...!!

sorry, I'm in stitches here,that is the funniest thing I have heard in ages, I'm getting odd looks from my team leader now, thankyou for that

I didn't mean to hurt you...I'm sorry that I made you laugh...

Hope I didn't get you in trouble !

no trouble, just lucky I didn't get a call since reading it, I'm still having difficulty keeping a straight face