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What would your epitaph be?
moousee Posted Feb 27, 2007
Here lies cath,
Dont make toast
in the bath...
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Chewy-Chewy Posted Feb 27, 2007
I'm not dead
Just catching up on my sleep
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dictator4life Posted Feb 27, 2007
"reality was just a crutch, for he who could not cope with drugs"
or was it the other way around?
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sapphirenjade Posted Feb 27, 2007
Here lies Sapphire.
Her life was well worth living.
She did everything she could ever have wanted to do.
Her family loves her.
Her only tears will come from those shed by her beloved husband and blessed child.
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benjaminpmoore Posted Feb 27, 2007
You've totally raised the tone in this thread, I imagine someone will yank you for that sort of behaviour 
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sapphirenjade Posted Feb 27, 2007
Well, not all of that was true, i just thought it might make someone jealous.
If I die when i'm 60 or 70, I think that and a little more will be true, though.
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Feb 28, 2007
We had to bury him on advice from the fire brigade.
We were told that if he was cremated and his liver caught, the outcome could be unthinkable.
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- Posted Feb 28, 2007
(sings) "i got ma bones, got ma head, a got ma...damn."
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- Posted Feb 28, 2007
Went out like he came in - kicking and screaming - well, until they shot him.
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van-smeiter Posted Mar 2, 2007
He wasn't dead when we buried him but we had to shut the f***er up somehow!
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- Posted Mar 6, 2007
"Beneath this grassy mound now rests,
One Edgar Oscar Earl,
Who to another hunter looked
Exactly like a squirrel."
(REAL!)
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The Groob Posted Mar 6, 2007
One day these words will appear on an obscure thread on an obscure internet website.
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swl Posted Mar 6, 2007
Mine's might be straight and to the point:
. SWL
. Recycling
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Mar 6, 2007
Here lies Roymondo. He finally did a full day's work and look what happened.
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swl Posted Mar 6, 2007
Don't believe you 
Roymondo - Expired by Elevenses
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tibbysoo1 Posted Mar 7, 2007
Just read post post 35 by icy north, so I wont bother going to Australia to dance on my ex husband...
You could start a business selling them to disgruntled exs!!
Can I have "Take me Out", with the automatic playing of Franz Ferdinand's song, operated by pressure pads?
My brother wants "Bloody Hell, I'm Dead" but he also wants a plastic hand sticking out of the ground...
Its in the genes, so I blame my parents...
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- Posted Mar 7, 2007
Can you not leave me alone? I'm trying to have a kip!
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