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What would your epitaph be?
benjaminpmoore Posted Jan 15, 2007
'If you can read this, you're standing on my foot.'
Died in a vat of tomato soup
Fished out
Mostly
What would your epitaph be?
benjaminpmoore Posted Feb 2, 2007
If you've got a chizel, can you finish my sign of
What would your epitaph be?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Feb 2, 2007
The bell on my headstone is for the same reason I avoided certain threads on H2G2.
Fear of narcolepsy.
What would your epitaph be?
benjaminpmoore Posted Feb 2, 2007
Once you die and get to heaven you discover a few things
Things about life
Things about death
Things about God
The thing is...
The jews were right all along
Could someone pop the lid of and give me a quick snip?
What would your epitaph be?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Feb 2, 2007
The lid of ... what? 
RF
Ahhh...typo-related humour - still the best! 
What would your epitaph be?
benjaminpmoore Posted Feb 2, 2007
And the irony is that was the joke in my last post, but I realised it would look like a typo and nobody would get it. 
What would your epitaph be?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Feb 2, 2007
Ah, the old "that was the joke I was thinking off" excuse! Good one!
RF
What would your epitaph be?
swl Posted Feb 2, 2007
Here Lie I
Dearly departed
An open flame
And then I farted.
What would your epitaph be?
van-smeiter Posted Feb 3, 2007
I'd have to borrow from Red Dwarf:
He passed away peacefully in his jeep
What would your epitaph be?
- Posted Feb 3, 2007
Died fighting for a ladies honour:
She wanted to keep it.
(Apparently real!)
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The Groob Posted Feb 3, 2007
So hearfelt, so lovely, so...oh.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/headstone.asp
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grr Posted Feb 3, 2007
Was "4/10, could have done better" a comment on my weak, so hopefully original, offering or what your epitaph would be.
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Hoovooloo Posted Feb 3, 2007
I'd like the word "Beloved".
Not really bothered by whom.
SoRB
What would your epitaph be?
benjaminpmoore Posted Feb 3, 2007
How about
'Universally loathed, but rich'
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