h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Those are helicopters, not houseflies.

Larval house helicopters?

I should move house.

NOW.



Never mind that. Where's my anti-aircraft missile? I think it's behind the cleaner in the closet under the stairs with the the larval helicopters.



Where's my passport?

Wherever you go, there's probably either flies or mosquitos.
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nice entry. i'll use that next time someone has a go at me for killing one.

sci-fi genius William Gibson wrote sitting down.

thats pretty useless.

unless your count zero.

We have new smileys!

Wheeee!

*Wilma skidding crazily through the best Hootoo threads*

..... neenaw neenaw neenaw

Somebody should do something about that

I think I've got one of my own

But there's still no or s.

I do like the .


I think most of my other favourite authors wrote sitting down as well.

ooohh, shiny!

tut tut definately lacking in a few departments

There are several theories as to why the dinos died out:

They where wiped out by the ice age.

They where wiped out by a massive meteor.

They where out-evolved by mammals.

They got so big that no other animals could compete with them, and they died of boredom.

Personally, I think that mammals started to out evolve them, then the meteor wiped most of the dinosaurs out which left room for the mammals to take over, then the rest of the dinos where wiped out by the ice age, all exept for seven, who then promptly died of boredom. *Sigh*,if only they'd read my entry...

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Crap! Like a million people posted while I was replying to the thing about the shy dionos!
Those are cool smileys, though...

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Does anyone here know supercooper9?
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The death of rats, you have too long of a name.
PWT

au contraire, yours is obviously too short

Having a short name has its advantages, too. It's a lot easier and faster to sign in, and for other people to adress you in conversations.
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I'm reliably informed that size doesn't matter

Once I was reliably informed that everything is wrong, but the information-provider was later proved to be lying.
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it's not always necessary to speak to your boss.. in fact i would recommend totally blanking them on occasion..

like today