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I can't believe that ginger beer AND ub40 are in R101

*sulk*

What about bush..shouldn't he be in there?

without bush no air....

you mean Bush Jr. he can go in

Bush Jr, cordially sent to burn in hell, Ben Affleck likewise, Teenagers on scotters.... what the pineapple, I'm on a roll
*pushes teenages on scotters in to the burning pits of hell to burn in dalmnation for all eternity....
*chucks 'Eternity' in for good measure

why are teenagers doing on Scots?

Scots are human too!

I would like to send application forms to room 101. they ask for far to much information,

*quickly sends all application forms into R101, UCAS application forms... Council housing alteration forms... Benifit application forms... Rail/bus-card application forms... and all the rest
*push
*flash*
what a pretty fire all those forms make in the depths of hell *looks around... no one looking
*pushes questionaires in after the application forms

Hooray for Ody for nominating appli's

Can I mention that this was duly delt by someone with the name of 2legs- A spoonful of sugar helps the medacine go down, the medacine go down, I am the Firedog and I have an aubergine! in R101, at my interview today...and therefore refuse to do any forms?

I am the firedog! I think I need to go and get some medacine tonight

I would like to nominate all those DIY/ Changing Rooms/ Trading places programmes.
It is not because they are utter drivel, and cost to make...... The problem is that they do everything in such a hurry I am concerned for the safety of people who copy their ideas. Also they never do the job properly, invariably just putting enough paint on the wall to look good for the Camera, but not enough to cover the previous colour.....I don't think I dare mention any carpentery jobs.....
The next I recommend is reality TV....Big Brother..I'm a Celeb...Touch the Truck...What complete and utter c**p. Where is the viewing pleasure of this? There is no education, no light humour, and certainly no entertainment...just purile, face-cringing, brain-numbing, bum-boring garbage thought up by over-rated scriptwriters who have run out of ideas and need to keep re-inventing the wheel, to prove their raison d'etre.
Dare I start on Pop-Idol/The Rivals????? Well dare I???

I dare!!!!! They have my nomination as well for the same reasons as above, ......with even more reasons....We have to put up with their awful 'alleged' music/musak staying on the radio until evn the DJs are sick and tired of them, only for another badly sung song to be released, followed by all that c**p merchandise aimed at the gullible, easily-manipulated youth..

Enough of the venom. Maybe they can all go into Thread 101A??

MadFiddler, we've already consigned the product of telly talent(free) shows - so no more Gareth Young/Will Gates.

I agree with the DIY shows.

Who's in the chair at the moment? Last I saw it was 2legs...

He's not online so I guess it goes to you or MadFiddler. I'd like to nominate builders who use heavy machinery in the middle of a University Hall of Residence just before the exam period. I don't care about builders in general, only those who fulfill those criteria

I'd like to try again for Milton Keynes central.

My upstairs neighbours ..just cos they annoy me

I think I shall take over as judge. Milton Keynes Central can go in, as can your upstairs neighbours Serephina because my upstairs neighbours annoy me too

HonestIago, I think you need to nominate your University/Halls of Residence management for scheduling the building works just before exams. I don't think it's the builders' fault.

Since i'm the judge I can't do it any more so unles you've got a particular problem with my Hall's administrators I guess they'll have to stay out - for now

just trying to be helpful. Hi Serephina!