h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry that wasn't maent to be snotty. Do you an to take over as judge, I think you'd be better than me and then I'm free to nominate the admin staff at my Hall

No worries. Nah, the job's yours now, you gotta stick with it besides, I did my turn last night.

Okay then. Anything you'd like to suggest?

Working on it.

As I've lost position, I'd also like to second the recomendation for 'DIY/garden/makeover type programmes, and for 'reality' TV shows, and those stupid bluddy tallent? Pop idle type rubbish, also.

In they go *flush* 2legs, I'm going soon I have a date with Will and Grace so you're welcome to take over

Hmm, I may also be disappearing down the pub very shortly.... but I'll stand in for the time being, and someone else can replace me when I disappear

Ok I've thought long and hard about this and I've come up with what I'd like banishing.

Employers. Purely cos they don't want to give me a job.

unconformity?

Whats wrong with Milton Keynes Central...and what is it? Bus depo, train depo....or...err..what exactly?

That's only cos you don't have one Croz - soon as you do they'll all be flockin after you, mark my words, pesky things...I'm with you!

It's the train station I have the most trouble with, because whenever I have to change trains there something goes wrong. The driver will be stuck in York, the train is running very late, the train was on was late so I've missed the next train...

Basicaly it would make my life a lot easier if it didn't exist.

There aren't enough benches either.

I don't like the coach station as well. The in the cafe is terrible.

Then there're the concrete cows...

Oooh,

Okay will someone throw milton keynes central in then, and pull ub40 n' ginger beer out pls

If you put Milton Keynes Central in, how am I supposed to make it from Manchester to Euston for hootoo meetups? Oh yeah I forgot, Midland Mainline run from Manchester to St Pancras. Ok Stick it in!

Right. Now pay attention everyone. This thread has gotten very, very silly, and I'm here to sort it out.








Did I fool anyone?

As the chair seems to be vacant, I'm going to step right in...

Milton Keynes Central station

Employers...I'm afraid they can't go in, otherwise you'd never get a job. Neither would anyone else. Then whose time would we waste by using their valuable computers to log on to hootoo?

I'm also going to reach deep into the recesses of Thread 101 (ewww, it's all sticky...and what's that smell? and rescue UB40, who I feel were mistakenly consigned to Thread 101 for the not-so-heinous crime of doing a few cover versions.

Ginger beer was unceremoniously dumped into Thread 101 for being neither ginger nor beer.

Well, it *is* ginger.

Plus, I get occasional cravings for it, and it's good for making Pimm'ses with in the summertime, so I think I'll risk putting my hand in again (squish, mush, let *go*, Gareth Gates! You can't come out!) and pull it out.

Now go and take a shower before pouring yourself out for a nice rereshing drink.

Whooooo hoooo....ub40 backers...yea!

They didn't just do cover versions there is the odd couple of songs that they wrote the words and music to..albiet not that many.

Can I nominate the whole crappy toilet system of Greece and Spain?

Whenever you go on holiday your not allowed to use em...properly.... and they really should sort their drainage systems out once and for all.... *yuk*

Calais needs to go in as the most god-forsaken place on this planet. Also Milan and Lyon should be close behind

I'd like to nominate housework if no one else has yet..

Perfectly happy to flush, so to speak, the Greek system.

Is the Spanishone so bad? To be honest, my only experience of Spanish toilets has been on island resorts, and they seemed to work OK.

Calais goes in by virtue of *being* a toilet.