A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 201

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - weirdsmiley - erm


THREAD 101

Post 202

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

smiley - rofl

the power of written word...


THREAD 101

Post 203

Researcher 556780



blahhhh smiley - silly


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Post 204

A Super Furry Animal

we seem to be drifting somewhat here...

Televised sport: I think we need to throw this one open to the audience. Please vote yes or no.

As for tea in motorway service stations, I would extend it to all beverages and consign them to thread 101


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Post 205

A Super Furry Animal

All beverages in motorway service stations, that is. smiley - weird


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Post 206

Researcher 556780


Yah.....bye bye, crap tea caddys smiley - biggrin

As for televised sport...quick get it in there before anyone sees be sure to put both types of football in there first smiley - devil


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Post 207

A Super Furry Animal

Think we should wait for a few more votes first.

So far: IN 2 OUT 0.


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Post 208

Researcher 556780



gawd darn it...


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Post 209

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

Yea, verily I say unto you, all smiley - football should be consigned into the inferno that is Thread 101, for I deem it as being an over-paid, under-acheived alleged sport that should, by rights be called Theatre, with each performer being compeled to hold an Equity Card, and get paid such fees as agreed by Union rates.
It is the Weakest Sport......Good-bye.
smiley - applause ....I thank you.......You are too kind...smiley - applause

*Bows.....smiley - winkeye.....smiley - laugh*

smiley - musicalnote


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Ivan the Terribly Average

Can we throw in sports commentators and sports 'journalists' as well?


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A Super Furry Animal

I take it that's two more votes for *all* (and I do mean *all*) televised sports to be consigned to thread 101?

Be very careul...this means no more Australian rules football, England rugby world cup victories, tennis, cricket (test and one day)...

You shoor about this?


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Post 212

Ivan the Terribly Average

No more Australian Rules football? smiley - cheers

No more cricket broadcasts with inane commentary like 'That was the third highest run rate achieved on this ground by a left-handed batsman with filling in the molars in the lower jaw and a pet ferret called Simon since Fred Bloggs in 1932'? smiley - cheers again!

Ivan.


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Post 213

Madbeachcomber, I've done my spring cleaning, does that make me sad?

YES, YES, YES, dump all sport!!!


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Post 214

Ivan the Terribly Average

Delia Smith.

Keep the recipes if you want, but *she* is annoying. The way everything is measured to the last microgram. In fact, I'd like all kitchen pedants to be consigned to 101.

smiley - alesmiley - burgersmiley - crisps

Ivan.


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Post 215

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

All of the following:

Football
Clowns
Valentine's Day
Jimmy Saville
Saturday Exams (One of Oxford University's more unpleasant traditions)
My Boyfriend's University Course (which insists on sending him to the other side of the world next year and I'm a selfish battleaxe!)

smiley - smiley


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Post 216

The Groob

Shania Twain

Her records

Her fans


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Post 217

Researcher 556780



absolutely Ivan, Delia Smith should be gone forever and begat n' all that...

I second that nomination.. smiley - biggrin


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Serephina

I'm all for chucking televised sport in there too smiley - ok

now how about start trek? smiley - grovel


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Beguiled Mortal - rain delivered - distance no object

Can I nominate

Spam emails
Gherkins
MacDonalds
and smiley - bleep error 504 messages?


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Post 220

Serephina

right behind you n the gherkins smiley - ill

how about pizza delivery places that keep you waiting forever n then send the wrong order smiley - grr?


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