h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

one of many favourite quotes of mine "there's two things that i can't stand: people who are intolerant of other cultures and the Dutch"

In fact Vauxhall Vectra's in general, I've been hit twice by the b******ds, so I have an excuse to chuck them in!!!

Thankyou

Ok who wants the job?

Not me, yes me, no not me, yes , me. I'd like to nominate cyclists who are unable to 'park' their 'weapons' properly (this is mainly a Cambridge thing as far as I can determine, in other towns cyclists seem to be more sensible in 'parking' their 'weapons''

I'd also like to propose that publically owned cars be put in (those owned by the individual), and money, get rid of all money, and buisnesses, and industry, and companys, and coorperate buisnesses, and all that stuff.

AS that would mean getting rid of the BBC that would mean also getting rid of h2g...

2legs the job is yours

Can I nominate people who are to cowardly to say what they mean so make snide remarks.

whos hosting the thread at the moment only i have for them if this one goes in

As we are on the subject of the bbc I propose that tv license go in thread 101, as I can use the one I got already, if the bbc can show so many repeats why cant my tv license be re-used in the same way.

*takes Right cowardly people are going in, may they burn in hell for all eternity, and then for a bit longer, and have all their toenails pulled out and stuck into their forehead, and their fingernails set on fire, and napalm sprayed all over their bodies, and then lettuce see how cowardly they really are, and then do some other really nasty stuff to them

two legs, worth paying that little bit extra for that

Ritz crackers and philadelphia cheese, im getting addicted.

NO! dont put them in thread 101

Hmm, Ritz crackers and philadelphia cheese.... I think that they are too useful, and quite good too go in..... think of your addiction as a pennance, and that through the testing of your soul by your self-inflicted dennial of these things from your diet (I pressume that you are eating these as opposed to anything else one might conceivibably do with them), you will develop a further inner-strength to alow you to deal with lesser, and greater, acts of self-dennial and will-power, through the continueing presence of these things outside* R101, we can dennie our access to them as a demonstration of our inner strength

Ben Affleck please

'smooths philadelphia cheesw or ritz crackers'

'munch'

What!?

Oppps didn't hit you with crumbs then did i?

Thats what you get trying to do 2 things at once

Can I put in teenagers on those /really/ noisy motor scooters - you can hear them coming a mile off Not teenagers as a whole just those ones

Papercuts honeybunch,
you know that i hatte youuu
can't help it,
the way you make mee feeeel